Category: Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump Cropped Kimberly Guilfoyle Out Of A Picture She Shared From Tiffany Trump’s Wedding

November 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Tropical Storm Nicole may have given Tiffany Trump the vapors last week by threatening to trash her wedding to Lebanese-French-American-Nigerian billionaire heir Michael Boulos, but the wedding went off without a hitch and the only trash flying around that day was her own family. According to Us Weekly, Tiffany’s older half-sister, Ivanka Trump, appears to have strategically cut her future sister-in-law, Don Jr.’s fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle, out of the wedding photos she posted on Instagram. Petty? Sure. Trashy? Undeniably. Wrong? Very. Rude? Absolutely. Hilarious? Well, as one person on Twitter commented— “lol

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Tiffany Trump Is “Flipping Out” As Hurricane Nicole Threatens To Derail Her Mar-A-Lago Wedding This Weekend

November 10, 2022 / Posted by:

You never know what you’re going to come home with after you’ve been partying in Mykonos with Lindsay Lohan. But whichever muse inspired Alanis Morrisette to write Ironic must have been going extra hard that fateful night in 2018 when she and Lindsay conspired to send Tiffany Trump home with a Nigerian prince and possibly head lice. Now, four years later, the Ironic muse finally found the keys she lost in the sand at Lindsay’s now-shuttered beach club just in time to send Tiffany some rain on her wedding day.

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Kim Kardashian And Ivanka Trump Had A 3-Hour Dinner Together And Probably Discussed Kanye West’s Antisemitic Remarks

October 24, 2022 / Posted by:

With beloved people like Coolio, Angela Lansbury, Leslie Jordan, and Robbie Coltrane recently passing away so close together, I was starting to feel like maybe they knew about something ominous that we didn’t. And just as I was trying to convince myself that I was being irrational and to toss that neurotic thought, the Queen of Thots, Kim Kardashian, joined forces with daddy’s favorite deplorable, Ivanka Trump. Although Kim’s busy with things like trying to make jewelry out of her mom’s bones and Ivanka’s busy making sure that her mom Ivana Trump’s grave stays grave; the two obvious harbingers of evil took time out of their busy schedules to meet for a dinner that lasted three hours–where they probably plotted about other possible means to fell humanity that don’t include more procreation. They also allegedly discussed Kim’s ex-husband Kanye West’s warp-speed downward spiral into blatant antisemitism.

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Ivana Trump Has Died At 73

July 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Ivana Trump (born name: Ivana Marie Zelníčková), businesswoman, author, and first wife of You Know Who, died today in NYC. It seems that Ivana’s death was pretty sudden because TMZ says that paramedics went to Ivana’s home in NYC this afternoon after the NYPD got a call about her going into cardiac arrest. ABC News adds that Ivana was found at the bottom of the stairs of her home. Ivana was 73.

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Vivica A. Fox Says That Ivanka Trump Gave Her A Problematic Compliment On “The Celebrity Apprentice”

May 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Probably one of the most memorable interactions from season 14 of The Celebrity Apprentice season was the boardroom (and post-boardroom) fight between Vivica A. Fox and Kenya Moore, which started with Kenya suggesting Vivica was moody due to menopause and ended with Vivica delivering lines like “A toxic trick” and “Baby, I’m an international star” as Kenya packed her things and left. That might be what immediately springs to mind when you or I think of Vivica’s time on The Celebrity Apprentice, but there’s another boardroom conversation that has stuck with her. And it’s courtesy of Ivanka Trump. According to Vivica, Ivanka held true to her awful family’s well-established tradition of saying the kind of problematic, backhanded shit that makes people go, “That’s not a compliment, asshole.

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Ivanka Trump Googled “Feelings” And Decided That Hers Were Hurt By Sister-In-Law Karlie Kloss

January 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Maybe that’s not entirely fair. Perhaps real emotions do reside beneath Ivanka Trump’s exquisitely blank facial canvas with severely limited range of expression, but they have no ready avenue of cutaneous escape. Her sister-in-law, model Karlie Kloss, on the other hand, sports a full palette of facial movements well matched to her speech and feelings. And herein may lie some of the tiff (no, not that Tiff). The other day, we learned from Karlie on Twitter that she’s tried to talk to her in-laws, Ivanka, and cartoon-villain husband Jared Kushner, brother of her own husband, Josh Kushner, about the usual family dinner conversation topics of fair elections and insurrection.

Ivanka didn’t use Twitter to let us know how she feels about Karlie’s tweets and probably because she’s busy fighting with her father, who has been permanently banned from Twitter, about him taking over her Twitter and she will not let that happen since she needs it to spew her own bullshit. But thanks to Page Six, we now know Ivanka’s thoughts on Karlie’s tweets.

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