Category: Gavin Newsom
Sour Grapes! Caitlyn Jenner Says “You Get What You Deserve” After Losing Her Bid To Replace Gavin Newsom As Governor Of California
Even though California narrowly avoided (further) international embarrassment by voting NO to recalling Gavin Newsom as Governor, if you bought one of those Caitlyn For California beer koozies, you might want to hang on to it just the same. It could be worth something one day! Probably significantly less than what you paid for it, sure, but I could see someone picking one up at a thrift shop for $1.10, which is the same percentage of people who voted for Caitlyn Jenner, as a gag gift for that special person in your life that you actually can’t stand. I mean, Cait’s probably going to be getting them as stocking-stuffers from her family for many years to come!
Now Randy Quaid Is Considering A Run For Governor Of California
After having initially encouraged Caitlyn Jenner’s bid to become governor of California in our now all but certain election to recall Gov. Gavin Newsom, noted crackpot and ardent Donald Trump supporter Randy Quaid has decided that he might throw his hat into the ring as well. And just like that, the three-ring circus has become a four-ring circus. And it’s teeming with lice. If Randy wins, I hope he trains them to do tricks!
The Kardashians Won’t Be Campaigning For Caitlyn Jenner Because Their Politics Don’t Align
Just a few days into her official campaign to become the next governor of California, Caitlyn Jenner is already proving she’s at least as qualified as Gary Coleman was when he ran in our last gubernatorial recall election back in 2003. According to TMZ, Caitlyn’s already taken a bold stance on prison reform even though she may not quite understand how the office of the District Attorney works. So, she’s not as qualified as Arnold Schwarzenegger was, but is possibly more qualified than Gallagher. And her views run contrary to those of future civil rights attorney/potential one-day Madame President Kim Kardashian’s. TMZ reports that none of the Kardashians, least of all Kim, will be campaigning for Caitlyn.