Aubrey O’Day is trying to promote her upcoming single, Couple Goals. So she spoke to InTouch about how the song is all about her sad relationship with DJ Pauly D, who she alleges was a serial cheater. While thinking that cheating is only about sex, Aubrey tried to curb Pauly’s wandering peen ways by fucking him all the time so his dick would be too tired to sex a side piece. And it still didn’t work! Aubrey says her poonani was so worn down from all the sex with Pauly that after their relationship, she didn’t have sex for “three years.” Cut to Tristan Thompson writing this down as an excuse for the next woman he cheats on: “Sorry, babe! You should have had more preventative sex with me!”
Tropical Storm Nicole may have given Tiffany Trump the vapors last week by threatening to trash her wedding to Lebanese-French-American-Nigerian billionaire heir Michael Boulos, but the wedding went off without a hitch and the only trash flying around that day was her own family. According to Us Weekly, Tiffany’s older half-sister, Ivanka Trump, appears to have strategically cut her future sister-in-law, Don Jr.’s fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle, out of the wedding photos she posted on Instagram. Petty? Sure. Trashy? Undeniably. Wrong? Very. Rude? Absolutely. Hilarious? Well, as one person on Twitter commented— “lol”
Ivana Trump (born name: Ivana Marie Zelníčková), businesswoman, author, and first wife of You Know Who, died today in NYC. It seems that Ivana’s death was pretty sudden because TMZ says that paramedics went to Ivana’s home in NYC this afternoon after the NYPD got a call about her going into cardiac arrest. ABC News adds that Ivana was found at the bottom of the stairs of her home. Ivana was 73.
I wasn’t ever quite sure what was on her agenda when Kimberly Guilfoyle unhinged her jaw and ominously screamed THE BEST IS YET TO COME during the 2020 RNC, better known on Twitter as the #CocaineConvention, but it looks like it might have been referring to some personal developments. I honestly thought she was summoning an army of demons from the depths of Abaddon but according to Page Six, she might have just been foretelling something more personal. Because on Saturday, Kimberly posted an Instagram pic that makes it seem like she and her boyfriend of a year Donald Trump Jr. are headed to the altar. And since there are no altars in Hell, I guess that means they’re probably getting married at the closest equivalent, the Donald J. Trump Grand Ballroom at Mar-A-Lago.
Well, Donald Trump Jr. has gotten himself the same kind of highly esteemed gig that only the absolute Triple A-caliber of the A-list get involved with: Cameo. That’s right, Don Jr. must have seen that Kevin From The Office made over a million dollars in Cameos and assumed he could have the same kind of relevance. Hilarious to think that this shit-stain could think himself as relevant and in-demand as a background character from a comedy series that hasn’t been on the air in eight years, but he’s really trying it!
Aubrey O’Day Had Much More To Say About Her Ex Donald Trump Jr. And His Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle
Aubrey O’Day once said she was “too classy” to talk about her tryst with Donald Trump Jr. And then she proceeded to talk endlessly about him because he was her “soulmate” and she seemed extremely jealous of his new girlfriend, that lunatic, Kimberly Guilfoyle. Well, now Aubrey has hopped back onto Twitter to drag DTJ over his alleged drug use and cheating. It’s amazing how fast the heart can switch from “soulmate” to scumbag.