Aubrey O’Day had such a good bout of publicity with her choice of talking about her ex, Donald Trump Jr., while on MTV’s Ex On The Beach that she’s decided to do it again. And I’m sure CNN, BBC News, Al Jazeera, NBC News, ABC News, and every other major news outlet in the world has been begging for an exclusive interview with the mess who won’t stop reminding us that she fucked DTJ, but she went with a much more highly-esteemed outlet: the paparazzi.
Aubrey O’Day Suggests That Donald Trump Jr. Is Her “Soulmate” And Thinks He Should Dump His Girlfriend
I think you need a soul to be someone’s soulmate, Aubrey, and he doesn’t have one.
We found out last year that Aubrey O’Day had been Donald Trump Jr.’s side piece after meeting him on Celebrity Apprentice. You would think that someone who fucked Donald Trump Jr. would get a professional to exorcise that memory from their brain forever (you don’t even want to take that kind of memory to the grave with you), but Aubrey didn’t and she even “sang” songs about him. And I guess, even though DTJ has long moved on to another mess who hates herself enough to fuck him, Aubrey apparently still wants him and is going to tell the world on a reality show. Aubrey just won Fear Factor and she’s not even on it, because admitting you still get horny for DTJ for attention and a check is a new kind of gross.
Last month, Ivana Trump became single once again when she broke up with her ex-husband-turned-boyfriend, Rossano Rubicondi. The two had been together for over ten years, but I guess they just didn’t see eye-to-eye on the whole border situation. Just Kidding, you think these two nitwits give a shit about that? Ivana just got bored of him, saying their relationship had “run its course.” Rossano is taking it well, and now he’s talking shit about her kids–which I am fully here for and is a concept I support.
E News! is reporting that there is another Trump coming our way and the devil family has spawned again. That’s strange… I didn’t notice the water turn to blood, birds falling from the skies, or darkness blotting out the sun… Maybe it was only in Manhattan? It seems that Eric Trump and his wife Lara Trump are expecting their second child.
File this one under:”Stars” (used loosely) who take themselves way too seriously. Also file this one under: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Aubrey O’Day, a singer or Instagram THOT or whatever, recently hosted a “faux” birthday party for her one-time boo, the Fraggle-faced douchelord known as Donald Trump Jr., at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Las Vegas. However, the “gotcha” here is that the party was really Larry Flynt’s way of kicking at the Trumps since he hates them. And he also might hate Aubrey a little bit too, because getting her to host was part of the joke. Well, guess who got the last laugh? Yeah, it was still Larry because Aubrey and her crew showed their entire asses and were promptly shown the door by security moments later.
I don’t think anyone necessarily thought Fox News was suddenly filled with ponies, unicorns, and sunshine just because it got rid of s Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. Apparently Kimberly Guilfoyle was also terrorizing staff by keeping everyone abreast of her sex life (I mean, going from Gavin Newsom to Donald Trump, Jr., I can’t blame her…it’s been ages since we saw that kind of bipartisanship in America!) and even showing off dick pics. Since it’s Fox News, I really hope one of the peen pics involved to Ted Nugent or it would just be a waste of a good game of show ‘n tell.