Kim Kardashian “Aced” Her Tort Law Essay Exam AND Knows How To Use A Sink

April 18, 2019 / Posted by:

As we learned from her recent Vogue cover story, “crim law” is “super easy” for Kim Kardashian. And even though she can grasp super complex legal concepts “in 2 seconds”, she still had some trepidation about an essay exam she had to take in tort law. Well, Kim has some news for all of you who thought she wouldn’t be able to make the transition from Real Doll to legal eagle. Kim cleared the first hurdle on her road to the United States Supreme (Food) Court by passing her exam with flying colors.

A couple of days ago, Kim shared a glimpse of her grueling journey on Instagram. Did you guys know she works full-time and has CHILDREN? #Shero


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Last year I registered with the California State Bar to study law. For the next 4 years, a minimum of 18 hours a week is required, I will take written and multiple choice tests monthly. As my first year is almost coming to an end I am preparing for the baby bar, a mini version of the bar, which is required when studying law this way. I’ve seen some comments from people who are saying it’s my privilege or my money that got me here, but that’s not the case. One person actually said I should “stay in my lane.” I want people to understand that there is nothing that should limit your pursuit of your dreams, and the accomplishment of new goals. You can create your own lanes, just as I am. The state bar doesn’t care who you are. This option is available to anyone who’s state allows it. It’s true I did not finish college. You need 60 college credits (I had 75) to take part in “reading the law”, which is an in office law school being apprenticed by lawyers. For anyone assuming this is the easy way out, it’s not. My weekends are spent away from my kids while I read and study. I work all day, put my kids to bed and spend my nights studying. There are times I feel overwhelmed and when I feel like I can’t do it but I get the pep talks I need from the people around me supporting me. I changed my number last year and disconnected from everyone because I have made this strict commitment to follow a dream of mine – It’s never too late to follow your dreams. I want to thank Van Jones for believing in me and introducing me to Jessica Jackson. Jessica along with Erin Haney have taken on the role of my mentors and I am forever grateful to them both putting in so much time with me, believing in me and supporting me through this journey. This week I have a big torts essay due on negligence. Wish me luck ✨⚖️

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Well, looks like all the lucky wishes worked! Those ladies were only there to poke Kim if she started to nod off. I refuse to believe they helped her with her essay in the slightest.

But really, who needs luck when you’re basically a genius and have experienced attorneys willing to hold your hand every step of the way? If I had held Kim’s hand for that long, I’d definitely want to wash mine immediately. Jessica and Erin must have asked to use the bathroom and were very confused to find an enormous concrete slab where a sink should be. That would explain why Kim also felt the need to share this tutorial. I guess she really did learn something about negligence.

I guess it’s BYOS (bring your own soap) at Kimye manor. If you’re not impressed with Kim’s hands and soap free sink action, there’s always the enormous TV that lives in the floor and is set to KUWTK 24/7.


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#PressPlay: I guess #KimK said she might as well show it all ???

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The citizens of Calabasas report 30% more earthquakes than folks in neighboring towns. Little do they know, it’s just Kim and Kanye firing up the TV to catch the tail end of KUWTK. They probably push the button on time, but it takes 60 minutes for the screen to come to its full upright position. That’s why Kim takes such good care of her forehead.


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