As we learned from her recent Vogue cover story, “crim law” is “super easy” for Kim Kardashian. And even though she can grasp super complex legal concepts “in 2 seconds”, she still had some trepidation about an essay exam she had to take in tort law. Well, Kim has some news for all of you who thought she wouldn’t be able to make the transition from Real Doll to legal eagle. Kim cleared the first hurdle on her road to the United States Supreme (Food) Court by passing her exam with flying colors.
A couple of days ago, Kim shared a glimpse of her grueling journey on Instagram. Did you guys know she works full-time and has CHILDREN? #Shero
Well, looks like all the lucky wishes worked! Those ladies were only there to poke Kim if she started to nod off. I refuse to believe they helped her with her essay in the slightest.
But really, who needs luck when you’re basically a genius and have experienced attorneys willing to hold your hand every step of the way? If I had held Kim’s hand for that long, I’d definitely want to wash mine immediately. Jessica and Erin must have asked to use the bathroom and were very confused to find an enormous concrete slab where a sink should be. That would explain why Kim also felt the need to share this tutorial. I guess she really did learn something about negligence.
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I guess it’s BYOS (bring your own soap) at Kimye manor. If you’re not impressed with Kim’s hands and soap free sink action, there’s always the enormous TV that lives in the floor and is set to KUWTK 24/7.
The citizens of Calabasas report 30% more earthquakes than folks in neighboring towns. Little do they know, it’s just Kim and Kanye firing up the TV to catch the tail end of KUWTK. They probably push the button on time, but it takes 60 minutes for the screen to come to its full upright position. That’s why Kim takes such good care of her forehead.
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