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Gisele Bündchen Covers Vogue Italia

February 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Gisele Bündchen has already gotten into the full swing of being a hot rich single woman who is not wasting any more time on a man who won’t retire from a sport he’s already insanely wealthy from. Post-Tom Brady Gisele has herself a Jiu-Jitsu instructor and goes out riding horses (and probably that instructor, too). Now she’s back in the model game as well and is on the cover of Vogue Italia looking like a whole new person. What is the point of paying some uber-famous recognizable person a ton of money to sell your magazine and then go ahead and turn them unrecognizable? Just do a random ass person up in some drag and save the money!

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Madonna Seemingly Came Out As “Gay” On TikTok

October 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Instagram filters and the surgeon’s knife/a couple of lumpy Motel 6 pillows shoved down the back of your tights will only take you so far when trying to express how you truly feel inside. Over the past couple of years, Madonna‘s gradually let us know that she self-identifies as a 26-year-old, sex obsessed Black woman who may or may not dabble in the sapphic arts. But Madonna’s physical and aesthetic transformations over the years have done little to announce the more substantive identity that has apparently been emanating from her pussy. Though she’s never been one to shy away from letting it all hang out, Madge became uncharacteristically coy about her sexuality on TikTok over the weekend, enticing her viewers to interpret the results of a complex (by Madonna’s standards) Rube Goldberg-esque series of events to determine if the woman who we previously assumed was primarily interested in dick, is in fact, gay. Like “gay” gay, not just “pop star ramming her tongue down the throat of every man, woman, recent child and goat for attention” gay as perpetually demonstrated.

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The Cast For The Upcoming Movie Musical Adaptation Of “The Color Purple” Has Been Announced

February 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Black History Month just got a little Blacker and more historical with the cast announcement for the upcoming Oprah Winfrey-produced movie musical The Color Purple which is based on the hit Broadway musical which was based on Steven Spielberg’s Quincy Jones produced-and-scored 1985 movie which was based on Alice Walker’s Pulitzer Prize-winning 1982 novel. Of course, soon-to-be household name Oprah co-starred in the movie playing Sofia and now, almost 40 years later, she’s calling Danielle Brooks on the phone and yelling “Sofia, So-FEEE-AAHHHHH!! It’s your day!” Then she probably called up Fantasia, Colman Domingo, Taraji P. Henson, Halle Bailey, Corey Hawkins, and H.E.R. and was all “And YOU GET PART and YOU GET A PART and YOU GET A PART!!!” because they did, they all got parts.

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Aaron Sorkin Defended His Casting Choices For “Being The Ricardos”

November 12, 2021 / Posted by:

If you’re tempted to watch Being The Ricardos out of morbid curiosity to see a minimally animated off-brand wax museum Lucille Ball with Nicole Kidman’s accent, you might want to think twice. I know writer/director Aaron Sorkin has been nominated for a bunch of Oscars and shit, but judging by a new interview he gave for The Hollywood Reporter, I’m not sure he’s ever enjoyed watching a movie in his life. In it, Aaron defends his decision to cast Nicole and Javier Bardiem as Lucy and Desi Arnaz by dragging I Love Lucy and admits that he only pulled from “a small pool of world-class actresses” for the part and that “finding an actress who looked like Lucille Ball wasn’t important to me.” So I guess Debra Messing really never had a shot.

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Here’s The Full Trailer For “Being The Ricardos” Starring Nicole Kidman As Lucille Ball

November 10, 2021 / Posted by:

There’s a tiny off-camera, post-credits half-cackle in the just-released official trailer for Being The Ricardos that sounds kiiiinda like Lucille Ball but I’m not convinced it came from Nicole Kidman. I think it might have come from Lucy’s ghost since Nic’s face looks more like a smooth, well-kneaded hunk of dough with two raisins pushed in if for eyes than her famous mug. And not since Sally Field in Sybil has an actor done so many different and distinct voices for a single character. But hey, I’m not one to dwell on the negative. Just off the top of my head, what I can say about Nic’s performance based on this trailer is she’s got great wigs, beautiful wigs.

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Olivia Munn And John Mulaney Went Public Over Milkshakes

June 28, 2021 / Posted by:

Olivia Munn’s #1 fan account on Twitter better wake the fuck up because we’re fast approaching DEFCON 1. Olivia and her rumored paramour John Mulaney went People Magazine Exclusive when they were photographed together for the first time enjoying hamburgers over the weekend. It’s now Monday and still not a peep out of the account @OliviaMunnNet (Admiring Olivia Munn) which hasn’t tweeted since April. And if they think they’re going to help their queen make the most of this opportunity like @AnaDarmasUpdates did, they need to pull their head out of their ass stat. This is NOT A DRILL.

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