Category: Melania Trump

Donald Trump Said Melania Trump Is The New Jackie O

June 14, 2019 / Posted by:

“More like Jackie HO,” rushed everyone to tweet on Twitter.

Donald Trump, and Melania Trump, who got a lot more than she expected when she originally decided to marry a rich American for a visa and a luxurious life, are completely delusional. Completely. There is truly nothing that a Trump could say which would surprise me unless it was somehow related to an actual fact. Now Trump is suggesting that his wife is the equivalent of Jackie Kennedy. I mean… Jackie decidedly turned a blind eye to her cheating husband, so I guess that’s on the mark.

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A Winking Camilla Stole The Show During Trump’s Visit To The Palace Yesterday

June 4, 2019 / Posted by:

A Winking Camilla” sounds like something that Prince Charles would ask for on his anniversary. But I mean it literally. Donald Trump is currently in the UK for an official state visit, and even though he lives his life like he’s the most interesting, charismatic person in the room, yesterday that honor went to Duchess Camilla.

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Donald Trump Met With The Queen, And Had A Private Lunch With Prince Harry

June 3, 2019 / Posted by:

For his first official state visit to the UK, Trump has flown across the Atlantic ocean and went to London to visit The Queen. Poor Queen Elizabeth – she puts on a lovely mint green suit and statement hat for the occasion, and Trump can barely be bothered to wrangle the back of his hair.

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Prince Harry Is Having Lunch With Trump, But Duchess Meghan Is Skipping That Mess

May 28, 2019 / Posted by:

The UK is going to be visited by the Dark Lord soon, as Donald Trump will be coming to see the Queen and such at the beginning of June for an official visit. America’s most elegant man and his incredibly elegant wife are going to sit down with all the royals: Duchess Kate, Prince William, Prince Harry, of course THE QUEEN–but one royal is lucky enough to have an excuse on missing out on the festivities and won’t have to put on her best upper-class British stoic-face and pretend to enjoy Donald Trump’s company. That lucky lady is the newest royal in the bloodline, Duchess Meghan.

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The Queen Will Not Be Having Donald Trump As A House Guest At Buckingham Palace

April 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Donald and Melania Trump’s summer travel plans are taking shape and they will include a long-delayed state visit to London in June. The Washington Post reports that the customary stay at Buckingham Palace during the 3-day visit will not be extended to the couple, even though the Obamas and George W. Bush were hosted there. THE QUEEN has bigger balls than I do when it comes to house guests. The last time my mother-in-law came to visit, I considered several elaborate ruses to avoid having her stay with us, but lost my nerve as I was contemplating buying a jar of bedbugs off of eBay. But The Queen don’t give a fwuck. Suddenly, Buckingham Palace is “undergoing renovations” so they can’t stay there. I see you Lizzy. Well played, Your Highness.

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