Tropical Storm Nicole may have given Tiffany Trump the vapors last week by threatening to trash her wedding to Lebanese-French-American-Nigerian billionaire heir Michael Boulos, but the wedding went off without a hitch and the only trash flying around that day was her own family. According to Us Weekly, Tiffany’s older half-sister, Ivanka Trump, appears to have strategically cut her future sister-in-law, Don Jr.’s fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle, out of the wedding photos she posted on Instagram. Petty? Sure. Trashy? Undeniably. Wrong? Very. Rude? Absolutely. Hilarious? Well, as one person on Twitter commented— “lol”
Nicole may have missed the party, but her pal Irene Irony was there to make sure Tiffany chose blue as the color for her bridesmaids, prompting Ivanka to use little blue hearts in her post commemorating the day their dad Donald Trump’s red wave petered out before it hit the shore. So Ivanka cutting Kimberly out of her pictures is really just the big blue bow tying the whole trash bag together. Us reports:
A shady message or just the victim of the crop? Ivanka Trump was caught cutting out brother Donald Trump Jr.’s fiancée, Kimberly Guilfoyle, from a picture of Tiffany Trump’s wedding over the weekend.
On Sunday, November 13, the 41-year-old former senior advisor to dad Donald Trump posted a series of photos from Tiffany’s nuptials to Michael Boulos at Mar-a-Lago in Florida via Instagram. One of the snaps included the female members of the family — Ivanka, Tiffany’s mom, Marla Maples, stepmother Melania Trump, and Eric Trump’s wife, Lara Trump — with the bride. The original version of the pic with Guilfoyle later surfaced on social media.
“Lol Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from Tiffany’s wedding photos,” one user tweeted.
Here’s that best that was yet to come, we were shrieked at about.
Lol Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from Tiffany’s wedding photos pic.twitter.com/AOIWRlOwf9
— Natalie Betance (@nataliebetance) November 13, 2022
Here’s Ivanka’s post. The 4th photo is the one missing Kimberly. Ivanka obviously doesn’t have a clue about how fucking expensive cocaine has gotten these days or else she wouldn’t have punished Kimberly for being frugal by wearing the same dress she wore to Ivana Trump’s funeral (above).
Ivanka used the same cropped picture in her Twitter post congratulating Tiffany.
Wishing @TiffanyATrump and Michael an abundance of happiness and joy as they begin their lives together as husband and wife!
May their love be a source of light in this world! 💙💙💙 pic.twitter.com/3fIjnPQnQC
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 13, 2022
Ivanka may have been reluctant to include Kimberly in her grid, but Us notes that she did share the uncut photo in her Stories. So it may have been a purely aesthetic choice. Four Muppets with prominent teeth are a delight. But you add a 5th Chiclet-toothed Muppet, and things start to look a bit too surreal. And don’t get me started on Smurfs.
As a wise tweeter once twote, “lol.” That last photo belongs in The Smithsonian. Never have a pair of Trumps been so relatable. Say what you will about the Trumps, but they are single-handedly keeping the cosmetic dentistry industry afloat. Not to mention the color blue!
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