Category: Aubrey O’Day
Surprise! Aubrey O’Day Is Reportedly Pregnant!
Welp, it looks like that Photoshop vacation that Aubrey O’Day went on had some very real-life repercussions, doll baby. It’s being reported that the 38-year-old former Danity Kane member is pregnant. Well, at least we know the dick that she must be getting actually exists because otherwise, Photoshop is getting realistic as HELL!
Aubrey O’Day Says She Tried To Over-Sex Pauly D So That He Wouldn’t Cheat On Her
Aubrey O’Day is trying to promote her upcoming single, Couple Goals. So she spoke to InTouch about how the song is all about her sad relationship with DJ Pauly D, who she alleges was a serial cheater. While thinking that cheating is only about sex, Aubrey tried to curb Pauly’s wandering peen ways by fucking him all the time so his dick would be too tired to sex a side piece. And it still didn’t work! Aubrey says her poonani was so worn down from all the sex with Pauly that after their relationship, she didn’t have sex for “three years.” Cut to Tristan Thompson writing this down as an excuse for the next woman he cheats on: “Sorry, babe! You should have had more preventative sex with me!”
Today In Shocking: Aubrey O’Day Admits That She Does Edit Her Vacation Pictures
Aubrey O’Day, formerly of Danity Kane, has been accused of Photoshopping herself into exotic vacation photos and passing them off as her own on Instagram. Last year, Aubrey announced that she was leaving the U.S. and began traveling the world. Since then, Aubrey has been posting pictures from her luxurious travels. But a TikToker tossed a wrench in her virtually perfect plan and pointed out that Aubrey has been Photoshopping herself into stock pictures and pictures taken from influencers. Well, Aubrey has responded to this mess and she brought Jesus and her ass cheeks into it. Aubrey admits that she does edit her pics (SHOCKING!) and explains that she’s an artiste and is curating her Instagram for our visual enjoyment.
Aubrey O’Day Has Been Photoshopping Herself Into Other People’s Vacation Pictures
Yes, the Kartrashians should stop fighting fate and joint marry their true love and soulmate: Photoshop! But with that being said, it’s Aubrey O’Day who is the true MVP of Photoshop and the recipient of several lifetime achievement Photoshop Awards. A couple of years ago, Aubrey was papped looking a whole lot different than the Photoshopped and filtered pictures she posts of herself on Instagram. Aubrey was also called out because she was pushing Flat Tummy Tea on her page when the secret to her cinched waist was the digital Spanx known as Photoshop. At the time, Aubrey accused the paparazzo of Photoshopping the pics of her and threatened to sue a trick (but nothing came of that).
Well, Aubrey didn’t let that little escándalo stop her shameless Photoshop fuckery and she has since upped her game. A year ago, Aubrey announced that she was leaving the U.S. to start a “new life” abroad. Since then, Aubrey has been traveling the world, allegedly, and posting pictures from her alleged travels on Instagram. And recently, a TikToker called out Aubrey for stealing other people’s vacation pictures and Photoshopping herself into them. That TikToker truly has a special eye, because Aubrey’s pics look so organic and raw that you’d never guess she used even a tiny touch of Photoshop on them.
Aubrey O’Day Had Much More To Say About Her Ex Donald Trump Jr. And His Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle
Aubrey O’Day once said she was “too classy” to talk about her tryst with Donald Trump Jr. And then she proceeded to talk endlessly about him because he was her “soulmate” and she seemed extremely jealous of his new girlfriend, that lunatic, Kimberly Guilfoyle. Well, now Aubrey has hopped back onto Twitter to drag DTJ over his alleged drug use and cheating. It’s amazing how fast the heart can switch from “soulmate” to scumbag.
Aubrey O’Day Claims That Ivanka Trump Is A Lesbian On The Shush And That Don Jr. Hates His Dad
During last night’s final presidential debate, alleged catfishing chameleon extraordinaire Aubrey O’Day dropped another October Surprise by spilling shit she claims she knows about all of Donald Trump’s kids, except for permanent children’s table resident and LGBQIIA ambassador Tiffany Trump. This may be the only time when Tiffany is happy to be the Lea Michele to everyone’s Jessica Lange. This was a bold and brave move on Aubrey’s part because it reminded everyone that she fucked Donald Trump, Jr. more than once. I mean, I thought that the reason for Aubrey’s multiple face changes on Instagram was due to her wanting people to forget that she’s the Aubrey O’Day who opened up her coochie for THAT. But I guess not…