Tiffany Trump Is “Flipping Out” As Hurricane Nicole Threatens To Derail Her Mar-A-Lago Wedding This Weekend
You never know what you’re going to come home with after you’ve been partying in Mykonos with Lindsay Lohan. But whichever muse inspired Alanis Morrisette to write Ironic must have been going extra hard that fateful night in 2018 when she and Lindsay conspired to send Tiffany Trump home with a Nigerian prince and possibly head lice. Now, four years later, the Ironic muse finally found the keys she lost in the sand at Lindsay’s now-shuttered beach club just in time to send Tiffany some rain on her wedding day.
According to Page Six, The muse, let’s call her Irene, sent her best girl Tropical Storm Nicole to South Beach, Florida, just in time to fuck with Tiffany’s wedding to Michael Boulos, the American-born heir to a Nigerian “multibillion-dollar conglomerate of companies” who she met in Mykonos with her banana enthusiast/socialite bestie Andrew Warren. Tiffany and Michael’s wedding is scheduled to take place at some shit-hole resort owned by Tiffany’s father, Donald Trump, and over 500 guests are expected to arrive by Friday. But if Irene and Nicole have their way, black flies in everybody’s chardonnay are going to be the least of their worries, and Tiffany is reportedly “flipping out.” Meanwhile, Mar-A-Lago has been evacuated, and Lindsay is happily married with a multiple-picture deal with Netflix! Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?
Tiffany Trump — who is set to tie the knot with billionaire heir Michael Boulos at Mar-a-Lago this weekend in a lavish ceremony — is “flipping out” as an impending hurricane heads toward posh Palm Beach, Fla.
The swanky club was evacuated on Wednesday and staff were sent home, a source tells Page Six. It’s not set to open again ’til Friday evening, just in time for Tiffany and Boulos’ welcome dinner.
“They’ve sent staff home,” says a source. “Tiffany is still there. Some guests came in for the week, and they had all these things planned. It was going to be a whole over-the-top thing. They had to cancel events today and canceled a golf outing for tomorrow. Everyone is stuck inside.”
The source added: “Friday is supposed to be a welcome dinner and they aren’t sure it’s going to happen … Tiffany is flipping out.”
The Cut adds that as of today, Nicole has made landfall and been downgraded (rude!) to a tropical storm, but “the state is currently experiencing extreme rainfall, high winds, coastal flooding, power outages, and storm surges, which could force the wedding to be put on hold.” Considering who her father is, that might be for the best since he’s probably in one of his moods since his boy Dr. Oz shit the bed during Tuesday’s election. It’d be a shame if Trump got distracted at the wedding and accidentally grabbed Tiffany’s ass during their father-daughter dance before he remembered that Ivanka is already married. But at least Tiffany’s bridal shower went off without a hitch over the weekend.
Tiffany celebrated her bridal shower the weekend before the midterm elections. Big sis Ivanka Trump shared pictures from the event on Instagram, showing the Trump daughters posing with their sister-in-law, Lara Trump, who is married to Eric Trump. (Don’t worry: Kimberly Guilfoyle, Donald Trump Jr.’s fiancée, was also present for the celebrations.) “Back in Florida, celebrating my beautiful, brilliant and kind sister,” Ivanka captioned the pics.
Gosh, if hope they can at least get a refund on the cocaine if they have to cancel. Here’s Tif soaking up the sister-wiferly love at her bridal shower.
Tiffany’s mom, Marla Maples, is also in town for the wedding and posted this sentimental tribute to her only child on the occasion of her first marriage.
I kind of get the feeling Marla hopes it gets canceled so she won’t have to sit next to Melania Trump this weekend and listen to her complain that the table arrangements aren’t sinister enough. In conclusion— Let this be a warning to all…
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