Category: Kimberly Guilfoyle

This Is Why “#CocaineConvention” Is Trending

August 25, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’ve ever doubted Donald Trump Jr.’s patriotism, look no further than last night’s virtual RNC for proof that he’s got AMERICA coursing through his veins. South America to be specific, possibly courtesy of Columbia’s most notorious export. With an assist from an utterly unhinged performance by his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Jr.’s moist and glassy-eyed appearance at last night’s RNC prompted the hashtags #CocaineConvention, #CokeEyes, #CocaineDon and sundry other references to cocaine to trend. So yeah, maybe Don Jr. did a few rails before taking the stage— RAILS OF FREEDOM!

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Donald Trump, Jr.’s Girlfriend And Trump Campaign Official, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Has Tested Positive For COVID-19

July 4, 2020 / Posted by:

I know I know, you’re thinking “how could a family who once dismissed COVID-19 as not a thing, and then had to take it back because it’s such a fucking stupid thing to think let alone say aloud, and are still, four months in, trying to downplay its seriousness…how are so many people in and around that family still catching it?” Or maybe, like me, you’re trying not to think about them at all, despite seeing their faces every single day in the news.

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Aubrey O’Day Continues With The Donald Trump Jr. Soulmate Nonsense

July 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Aubrey O’Day had such a good bout of publicity with her choice of talking about her exDonald Trump Jr., while on MTV’s Ex On The Beach that she’s decided to do it again. And I’m sure CNN, BBC News, Al Jazeera, NBC News, ABC News, and every other major news outlet in the world has been begging for an exclusive interview with the mess who won’t stop reminding us that she fucked DTJ, but she went with a much more highly-esteemed outlet: the paparazzi.

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Aubrey O’Day Suggests That Donald Trump Jr. Is Her “Soulmate” And Thinks He Should Dump His Girlfriend

July 12, 2019 / Posted by:

I think you need a soul to be someone’s soulmate, Aubrey, and he doesn’t have one.

We found out last year that Aubrey O’Day had been Donald Trump Jr.’s side piece after meeting him on Celebrity Apprentice. You would think that someone who fucked Donald Trump Jr. would get a professional to exorcise that memory from their brain forever (you don’t even want to take that kind of memory to the grave with you), but Aubrey didn’t and she even “sang” songs about him.  And I guess, even though DTJ has long moved on to another mess who hates herself enough to fuck him, Aubrey apparently still wants him and is going to tell the world on a reality show. Aubrey just won Fear Factor and she’s not even on it, because admitting you still get horny for DTJ for attention and a check is a new kind of gross.

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Kimberly Guilfoyle May Have Been Forced Out Of Fox News Over Dick Pics

July 30, 2018 / Posted by:

I don’t think anyone necessarily thought Fox News was suddenly filled with ponies, unicorns, and sunshine just because it got rid of s Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. Apparently Kimberly Guilfoyle was also terrorizing staff by keeping everyone abreast of her sex life (I mean, going from Gavin Newsom to Donald Trump, Jr., I can’t blame her…it’s been ages since we saw that kind of bipartisanship in America!) and even showing off dick pics. Since it’s Fox News, I really hope one of the peen pics involved to Ted Nugent or it would just be a waste of a good game of show ‘n tell.

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Donald Trump Jr. Is Reportedly Dating This Fox News Host

May 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Newly single Donny Trump Jr. may already have a new footsie partner for those yellow legal pad cloven hoofs of his. According to Page Six, Don is dating Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle. Yes, THAT Kimberly Guilfoyle, about whom rumors of a relationship with The Mooch helped fuel his demise. Maybe she carries curse in her cooch! One can only hope.

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