Tropical Storm Nicole may have given Tiffany Trump the vapors last week by threatening to trash her wedding to Lebanese-French-American-Nigerian billionaire heir Michael Boulos, but the wedding went off without a hitch and the only trash flying around that day was her own family. According to Us Weekly, Tiffany’s older half-sister, Ivanka Trump, appears to have strategically cut her future sister-in-law, Don Jr.’s fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle, out of the wedding photos she posted on Instagram. Petty? Sure. Trashy? Undeniably. Wrong? Very. Rude? Absolutely. Hilarious? Well, as one person on Twitter commented— “lol”
Tiffany Trump Is “Flipping Out” As Hurricane Nicole Threatens To Derail Her Mar-A-Lago Wedding This Weekend
You never know what you’re going to come home with after you’ve been partying in Mykonos with Lindsay Lohan. But whichever muse inspired Alanis Morrisette to write Ironic must have been going extra hard that fateful night in 2018 when she and Lindsay conspired to send Tiffany Trump home with a Nigerian prince and possibly head lice. Now, four years later, the Ironic muse finally found the keys she lost in the sand at Lindsay’s now-shuttered beach club just in time to send Tiffany some rain on her wedding day.
ICU ICU Baby: Vanilla Ice (And Taylor Dayne And Terri Nunn) Performed At Mar-A-Lago’s Maskless NYE Party
If on New Year’s Eve, you really wanted to end your year with a BANG of foolery by catching coronavirus in the stupidest way possible, both coasts offered your ass something. In Malibu, CA, COVID-19’s favorite Christian Kirk Cameron once again ignored the state’s lockdown rules like relevancy has ignored him for decades and held another unpermitted prayer gathering where dozens of people, who mostly didn’t wear masks, listened to him spew out words that translated to, “I have found a new way for people to actually pay attention to me.” And over at Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, FL, hundreds of maskless messes danced to a Vanilla Ice performance during a pandemic. If in the future, your grandchildren ask you what the 2020 pandemic was like in America, just show them the clip of a maskless Donald Trump Jr. head-bopping to a performance of Ice Ice Baby by an accused wife beater.
Tiffany Trump Hosted A Trump Gay Pride Event(?) And Showed Support For The “LGB… QI… IA… Plus?” Community
Tiffany Trump–or as her father Donald Trump knows her as, Who?–was for some reason chosen to speak at a “Trump Pride” event over the weekend in Tampa, FL. And yes, a “Trump Pride” event was held as the Trump administration tries to confirm an anti-gay judge to SCOTUS and threaten marriage equality. I guess they picked Tiffany because the Westboro Baptist Church was too busy to send someone. I don’t know a gay alive who would want to see this, but Tiffany was there to represent the “LGB… QI… IA… Plus?” community–and so maybe whoever that is enjoyed it.
Looks like Donald’s third favorite daughter Tiffany Trump (his list goes Ivanka, Ivanka, Her?) might have picked up a little something while partying with Lindsay Lohan in the Mykonos. While it’s always a good idea to take a course of antibiotics after attending any Lohan function, 25-year-old Tiffany might be OK here because what she picked up is a Nigerian prince (age unknown)! Page Six reports that Tiffany has a new boyfriend, a “wealthy scion” from Lagos named Michael Boulos. Even better, his brother is a white SoundCloud rapper named Farastafari.
And the Secret Service allowed this? Where’s the guy with the swift and sure hand to slap a gun away from a potential assassin? He should have slapped the smartphone out of Tiffany Trump‘s hand before she could reply to Lindsay Lohan‘s invite to hang out! People reports that Lindsay and the forgotten Trump daughter were spotted out in Mykonos together. And despite this monumental blunder, Tiff is still the least offensive Trump. Continue reading