Category: Eric Trump

Ivana Trump Has Died At 73

July 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Ivana Trump (born name: Ivana Marie Zelníčková), businesswoman, author, and first wife of You Know Who, died today in NYC. It seems that Ivana’s death was pretty sudden because TMZ says that paramedics went to Ivana’s home in NYC this afternoon after the NYPD got a call about her going into cardiac arrest. ABC News adds that Ivana was found at the bottom of the stairs of her home. Ivana was 73.

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ICU ICU Baby: Vanilla Ice (And Taylor Dayne And Terri Nunn) Performed At Mar-A-Lago’s Maskless NYE Party

January 2, 2021 / Posted by:

If on New Year’s Eve, you really wanted to end your year with a BANG of foolery by catching coronavirus in the stupidest way possible, both coasts offered your ass something. In Malibu, CA, COVID-19’s favorite Christian Kirk Cameron once again ignored the state’s lockdown rules like relevancy has ignored him for decades and held another unpermitted prayer gathering where dozens of people, who mostly didn’t wear masks, listened to him spew out words that translated to, “I have found a new way for people to actually pay attention to me.” And over at Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, FL, hundreds of maskless messes danced to a Vanilla Ice performance during a pandemic. If in the future, your grandchildren ask you what the 2020 pandemic was like in America, just show them the clip of a maskless Donald Trump Jr. head-bopping to a performance of Ice Ice Baby by an accused wife beater.

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Aubrey O’Day Claims That Ivanka Trump Is A Lesbian On The Shush And That Don Jr. Hates His Dad

October 23, 2020 / Posted by:

During last night’s final presidential debate, alleged catfishing chameleon extraordinaire Aubrey O’Day dropped another October Surprise by spilling shit she claims she knows about all of Donald Trump’s kids, except for permanent children’s table resident and LGBQIIA ambassador Tiffany Trump. This may be the only time when Tiffany is happy to be the Lea Michele to everyone’s Jessica Lange. This was a bold and brave move on Aubrey’s part because it reminded everyone that she fucked Donald Trump, Jr. more than once. I mean, I thought that the reason for Aubrey’s multiple face changes on Instagram was due to her wanting people to forget that she’s the Aubrey O’Day who opened up her coochie for THAT. But I guess not…

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Zelda Williams Dragged Eric Trump For Using Her Father To Diss Joe Biden

August 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Zelda Williams had to collect Eric Trump after he used an old clip of her father, Robin Williams, to mock Joe Biden. Zelda reminded Eric on Twitter what Robin thought of his father, Donald Trump, and it’s a much less glowing review than the one Joe Biden got–one that includes suggestions of incest. The Trump family loves to ask people to dunk on them!

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Ivana Trump’s Ex Rossano Rubicondi Bashed Her Kids

July 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Last month, Ivana Trump became single once again when she broke up with her ex-husband-turned-boyfriend,  Rossano Rubicondi. The two had been together for over ten years, but I guess they just didn’t see eye-to-eye on the whole border situation. Just Kidding, you think these two nitwits give a shit about that? Ivana just got bored of him, saying their relationship had “run its course.” Rossano is taking it well, and now he’s talking shit about her kids–which I am fully here for and is a concept I support.

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A Woman Allegedly Spat On Eric Trump At A Chicago Bar

June 26, 2019 / Posted by:

The Chicago Tribune reports that Eric Trump – the dumb adult son of Donald that isn’t Donald Jr. – visited a bar in Chicago last night, and things didn’t go so well for him. A female employee of The Aviary, the bar in question, allegedly spat on Eric. That’s funny, I always assumed that people secretly spat in Eric’s drinks and food, but now it looks like they’re just cutting out the middle man.

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