Category: Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson Says That She’s Good Friends With Justin Timberlake And Everybody Needs To Move On From The Super Bowl Nipple Flash

January 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Lifetime and A&E’s two-part Janet Jackson documentary finished airing last night, and in the special, she denied making a secret baby with her first husband James DeBarge (cut to Janet’s all grown-up secret baby throwing their mom a side-eye while babysitting Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s secret child), and said that even though her relationship with Michael Jackson was pretty estranged after Thriller came out, she’s never believed the allegations that he was a child molester. Janet also got into the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show nipple knob flash that fucked with her career and said that she and her good friend Justin Timberlake have moved on from it and so should everybody else. I’m sure everyone will follow Janet’s advice and that our final words before we breathe our last breath on our death bed won’t be, “And one other thing, FUCK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

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In Lifetime’s Janet Jackson Documentary, She Talks About Michael Jackson’s Sexual Abuse Trial And Justin Timberlake

January 3, 2022 / Posted by:

The trailer for Janet Jackson is here! The Lifetime documentary about the legendary Janet Jackson features never-before-seen footage of her life and interviews with her and her family, and obviously, there’s a lot to unpack there since she’s spent decades in the music business and comes from one of the most famous families in human history. And the documentary gets into Janet’s Super Bowl nipple exposure, Justin Timberlake groveling for her forgiveness, and even the pedophile allegations against her brother Michael Jackson.

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Janet Jackson Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With The New York Times Documentary About Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

November 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Back in March, The New York Times, in association with Hulu and FX, dropped Framing Britney Spears, a documentary that looked to effectively re-write the narrative surrounding Britney Spears’ 13-year-long conservatorship. And yeah, mission accomplished. The next person The New York Times was hoping to reputationally rehab with a documentary is Janet Jackson, whose career seemingly took a sudden nosedive after her 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show performance, in which one of her titties was exposed after Justin Timberlake yanked at her costume. Last week, The New York Times finally dropped Malfunction: The Dressing Down of Janet Jackson. I’m sure it’s not too much of a stretch to assume that Justin Timberlake wants nothing to do with Malfunction. But according to Miss Jackson’s former stylist, Janet doesn’t want to be involved with Malfunction either.

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The New York Times Is Working On A Documentary About The 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show

November 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Since everyone has seen that 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show image enough times to have seared itself into human memory forever, I thought I’d remind you what the rest of Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl Halftime Show performance looked like, and wow did I ever forget that the opening number was A Clockwork Dance Crew themed. The reason I probably forgot was because that whole Halftime Show was eclipsed by the surprise removal of Janet’s snap-on nipple cover by one grabby former ramen-haired boy bander, Justin Timberlake. Since that grab, and the subsequent exposed nipple, we’ve seen Justin’s career skyrocket while Janet appeared to experience a much quieter time, career-wise. And in later years, a whole lot of people have come to realize that Janet was done absolutely filthy. And so, much like they have previously done to help expose the truth about Britney Spears, The New York Times has decided to vindicate Miss Jackson’s professional reputation with a documentary all about the media’s role after that Halftime Show.

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Justice Is Served: Janet Jackson’s Brothers Have Accepted Justin Timberlake’s Apology

May 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Finally some great news! We can all go back to liking Justin Timberlake. His apology to Janet Jackson for contributing to the problem has been accepted! Time to move forward and put that ugly business behind us once and for all. While Janet hasn’t said shit about it, her brothers Tito, Marlon, and Jackie Jackson told Andy Cohen they have graciously accepted Justin’s apology. That means getting to the theater early to get good seats as soon as Trolls 3 opens! As much as I love going to the movies, I’m going to save my first post-vaccine visit to see the now absolved Justin dance his furry little butt off! It’s what Tito would want.

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A Stylist Claims Justin Timberlake Set Up Janet Jackson At The Super Bowl To One-Up Britney Spears

April 12, 2021 / Posted by:

I think many can agree that Janet Jackson was done dirty after Justin Timberlake closed out the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show by ripping off her detachable titty cover and exposing her right boob. A few months ago, Justin finally clued in and realized that he was arguably the villain during that Super Bowl moment, and publicly acknowledged that Janet deserved an apology. He never said what he was apologizing for, and if he was looking for a reason to issue a follow-up statement, well – maybe he can reference some recent comments made by Janet’s then-stylist. Because according to stylist Wayne Scot Lukas, Justin allegedly pushed for a “wardrobe malfunction” because he wanted to upstage all the attention and publicity Britney Spears got six months earlier for kissing Madonna at the MTV VMAs. Justin Timberlake? Being jealous of a woman’s attention and feeling the need to one-up her in the most obnoxious way? That definitely doesn’t sound like something Justin Timberlake would do.

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