Category: Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson’s Nephew TJ Says He Doesn’t Like Any Of Her “Overly-Sexualized” Performances

March 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Janet Jackson will probably find some way to incorporate being sexy in every performance she does until she’s dancing with a cane because whenever she performs, she goes all out. Well, one critic who wishes she would tuck some of that shit in is her nephew TJ Jackson, son of  Tito Jackson. We haven’t heard his name since he was trying to save his little cousins from his family’s diabolical plot to get Michael’s cash. But now TJ is back from the shadows to comment on Janet’s sexy dancin’ ways by saying he’s never liked her more seductive performances, which of course, caused a major backlash from a lot of Janet’s fans.

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Tom Brady Is Facing Backlash After Saying Janet Jackson’s “Wardrobe Malfunction” At The 2004 Super Bowl Was “Good” For The NFL

February 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that the ink has dried on Tom Brady‘s separation agreement with his former lover football, he’s found new ways of remaining relevant. After his dreadful short-lived career as a lingerie model crashed and burned, he’s using his words to make a fool out of himself instead. Especially after saying that “nipplegate,Janet Jackson‘s infamous wardrobe malfunction at the hands of former Disney dancing dork Justin Timberlake, was actually “a good thing for the NFL.“. And all of the people with common sense are letting him know that’s one of the dumbest things they’ve ever heard ANYONE say.

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Janet Jackson Says That She’s Good Friends With Justin Timberlake And Everybody Needs To Move On From The Super Bowl Nipple Flash

January 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Lifetime and A&E’s two-part Janet Jackson documentary finished airing last night, and in the special, she denied making a secret baby with her first husband James DeBarge (cut to Janet’s all grown-up secret baby throwing their mom a side-eye while babysitting Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s secret child), and said that even though her relationship with Michael Jackson was pretty estranged after Thriller came out, she’s never believed the allegations that he was a child molester. Janet also got into the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show nipple knob flash that fucked with her career and said that she and her good friend Justin Timberlake have moved on from it and so should everybody else. I’m sure everyone will follow Janet’s advice and that our final words before we breathe our last breath on our death bed won’t be, “And one other thing, FUCK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

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In Lifetime’s Janet Jackson Documentary, She Talks About Michael Jackson’s Sexual Abuse Trial And Justin Timberlake

January 3, 2022 / Posted by:

The trailer for Janet Jackson is here! The Lifetime documentary about the legendary Janet Jackson features never-before-seen footage of her life and interviews with her and her family, and obviously, there’s a lot to unpack there since she’s spent decades in the music business and comes from one of the most famous families in human history. And the documentary gets into Janet’s Super Bowl nipple exposure, Justin Timberlake groveling for her forgiveness, and even the pedophile allegations against her brother Michael Jackson.

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Janet Jackson Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With The New York Times Documentary About Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

November 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Back in March, The New York Times, in association with Hulu and FX, dropped Framing Britney Spears, a documentary that looked to effectively re-write the narrative surrounding Britney Spears’ 13-year-long conservatorship. And yeah, mission accomplished. The next person The New York Times was hoping to reputationally rehab with a documentary is Janet Jackson, whose career seemingly took a sudden nosedive after her 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show performance, in which one of her titties was exposed after Justin Timberlake yanked at her costume. Last week, The New York Times finally dropped Malfunction: The Dressing Down of Janet Jackson. I’m sure it’s not too much of a stretch to assume that Justin Timberlake wants nothing to do with Malfunction. But according to Miss Jackson’s former stylist, Janet doesn’t want to be involved with Malfunction either.

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The New York Times Is Working On A Documentary About The 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show

November 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Since everyone has seen that 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show image enough times to have seared itself into human memory forever, I thought I’d remind you what the rest of Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl Halftime Show performance looked like, and wow did I ever forget that the opening number was A Clockwork Dance Crew themed. The reason I probably forgot was because that whole Halftime Show was eclipsed by the surprise removal of Janet’s snap-on nipple cover by one grabby former ramen-haired boy bander, Justin Timberlake. Since that grab, and the subsequent exposed nipple, we’ve seen Justin’s career skyrocket while Janet appeared to experience a much quieter time, career-wise. And in later years, a whole lot of people have come to realize that Janet was done absolutely filthy. And so, much like they have previously done to help expose the truth about Britney Spears, The New York Times has decided to vindicate Miss Jackson’s professional reputation with a documentary all about the media’s role after that Halftime Show.

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