There are downsides to being a super duper rich and famous celebrity who countless people are obsessed with. Namely: people being so obsessed with you they break into your house to sniff your pillow and collect strands of hair. Enter: Taylor Swift, whose past with stalkers is so real that she had to use facial recognition software at a concert in an attempt to catch any wayward stalkers. Well she may want to get those facial recognizing cameras installed all up and around her block in New York City, because her stalker broke into her house again.
Page Six is reporting that Roger Alvarado was arrested early this morning for allegedly breaking into Taylor’s Tribeca apartment. I have to say allegedly because, you know laws or whatever, but lets be real: TayTay didn’t invite him over for tea and gossip with Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson. This is the second time in less than a year that Roger was found in Taylor’s apartment.
Roger allegedly broke in through the second-floor patio door. Police are saying that Roger managed to get a ladder from somewhere at two in the morning and used it to climb up the back of Taylor’s building. He then got himself a “concrete block” to smash the glass door. When police got there he had left a “computer tower” near the door and he had “ransacked the place.”
Like I said, this was not the first time 22-year-old Roger broke into this apartment. Back in April he was caught breaking in when the cops found him asleep in Taylor’s bed, and he had also used her shower. The gag was Taylor hadn’t actually moved into the apartment yet, so I guess Roger didn’t really get to feel her essence and needed another go at the place. He had been sentenced to 6-months in jail for that first break-in but he was only sentenced last-month so he had time to break into Taylor’s place before he got locked away.
This time Roger was charged with: stalking, burglary, felony criminal contempt for violating the order of protection, criminal mischief and two counts of burglar tools. He also violated his probation, which he was supposed to serve in Florida.
In her recent Elle essay, Taylor said how her “biggest fear” is a violent attack at a concert and now she carries actual military-grade bandages around with her:
“My fear of violence has continued into my personal life… I carry QuikClot army grade bandage dressing, which is for gunshot or stab wounds.”
Maybe it’s time Taylor start carrying a machete of her own. Screw treating an injury these crazed stalkers cause you; they are the ones who need to start worrying about catching a stab wound from Taylor’s pink-diamond encrusted machete. Or, Taylor also said in her Elle essay that she’s addicted to Command Tape (that double-sided tape used to hang pictures), so she should line her apartment’s outside doors and windows with Command Tape, and when a stalker steps on it, he’ll be stuck and Meredith and Olivia can hold that bitch down until the cops show up!