Add Channing Tatum to the list of celebs with stalkers as he’s been granted a restraining order against a woman who was found living in one of his houses without him knowing it. Well, there’s one good thing about not being a multi-millionaire with several houses, if someone squats in your closet, you would probably able to hear them fart from your living room and will catch ’em.
The Blast reports that Channing has been granted some legal defense against his stalker. Court records obtained by The Blast say that Channing filed some papers on Tuesday in L.A. against a woman who they don’t name. Last month, she was found in “one of” Channing’s homes in Hollywood and had been squatting there for 10 full days. The place is apparently vacant at the moment.
On June 24, the party ended for this lady when an assistant found the woman and put her “under citizen arrest” until the cops showed up to get her. Which I find funny because I would never allow someone to citizen’s arrest me. Like, what? You ain’t got no authority over me? Where’s your gun? Where’s your taser? I’m just going to run away.
Now here comes the real issues, the woman said she was not trespassing and that Channing had invited her to stay with him. But The Blast hears different and was told that he does not know the woman nor did he invite her over, but he “is aware of her”. Meaning: she’s previously shown up at his home trying to make contact. In a declaration in his court documents Channing also says the alleged stalker left a letter at his home back in November saying that she and him had met 10-years prior and she believed that he “was watching her.” Channing believes the woman is delusional and I’m inclined to agree.
So was the judge, who granted the restraining order, which includes protections for his ex-wife, Jenna Dewan, daughter Everly and two assistants–presumably especially the one who citizen’s arrested that lady.
Channing might also want to get it to include his girlfriend Jessie since they’re together all the time and she’s all over social media with pictures of him.
Hopefully that stalker stays away from Channing’s houses, because she might get found by Jessie J, and Jessie J would really give it to that bitch. And by that I mean she’d sing that “Bang Bang” song over and over again at the woman, and it takes at least 6 months to get that song out of your head.