Category: Pauly D
Aubrey O’Day Says She Tried To Over-Sex Pauly D So That He Wouldn’t Cheat On Her
Aubrey O’Day is trying to promote her upcoming single, Couple Goals. So she spoke to InTouch about how the song is all about her sad relationship with DJ Pauly D, who she alleges was a serial cheater. While thinking that cheating is only about sex, Aubrey tried to curb Pauly’s wandering peen ways by fucking him all the time so his dick would be too tired to sex a side piece. And it still didn’t work! Aubrey says her poonani was so worn down from all the sex with Pauly that after their relationship, she didn’t have sex for “three years.” Cut to Tristan Thompson writing this down as an excuse for the next woman he cheats on: “Sorry, babe! You should have had more preventative sex with me!”
The Original “Jersey Shore” Cast Is Pissed That MTV Has Announced A Reboot
Jersey Shore premiered back in 2009, and the original line-up of messes included Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Pauly “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, Vinny Guadagnino, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Angelina Pivarnick, and of course, the star of the show, the Duck Phone. Deena Nicole Cortese joined the gang of drunk messes in season 3. The show came to an end in 2012 after six seasons, but the cast reunited in 2018 on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, which is currently in its fifth season.
But I guess MTV is in the mood to terrorize the Jersey Shore once again with a brand new crew of orange wrecks because they are rebooting it and the original cast is not feeling it at all. There will be no “Gym, Tan, Laundry” between the original cast and the new crew. Only “Salt, Rage, and Bitterness!”
“Jersey Shore Family Vacation” Season 4 Was Filmed In A Quarantined Hotel
Jersey Shore is still on television because I guess there’s an audience for anything. Well they’re back for another round of Jersey Shore Family Vacation and since it’s coronavirus times, they decided to do a Family Staycation and MTV rented out an entire hotel for them to party in. Lucky for them it wasn’t the Hotel Cortez.
“Jersey Shore’s” Vinny Guadagnino Claims He’s Banged Over 500 Women
People is reporting that Vinny Guadagnino who became famous for fist-pumping, tanning, going to the gym, partying with chicks and then banging them at home–granted he was the “nice boy” out of the group but like, slim pickings, you know–admitted on a radio show that he has been inside of more than 500 vaginas. I wonder if the number of orgasms we can count among the women would be the same?
Pauly D Allegedly Got “Ab Etching”
You know how the Jersey Shore douches are all about that GTL (gym, tan, laundry) life? Well, that was years ago and now sources are saying that Pauly D is currently more about that PTL (plastic surgery, tan, laundry) life, because they say his hard cum gutters are from something called ab etching.
The Billboard Music Awards Fashions Put The “Bored” In Billboard
The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?