Category: Full House

Jodie Sweetin and Mescal Wasilewski Got Married Over The Weekend

August 1, 2022 / Posted by:

A big “well pin a rose on your nose” to the new Mr. and Mrs. Stephanie Judith Tanner! People reported that Jodie Sweetin of Full House/Fuller House fame and Mescal Wasilewski, a clinical social worker, got married in the backyard of a private Malibu estate on Saturday evening. And if you’re feeling a vague tinge of “ehh, I have an uneasy feeling about this” deja vu, it might be because Jodie’s done this every few years; Mescal is her fourth husband since the early aughts (and there have been some unsuccessful engagements sprinkled in there as well). But while Jodie had her predictable child-star messy period, she’s seemingly gotten back on her own two feet again over the years–besides recently getting knocked off of them by overly-aggressive cops while she protested the overturning of Roe vs. Wade. 

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Lori Loughlin Showed Up On A Red Carpet For The First Time Since The College Admissions Scandal

June 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Lori Loughlin and her smarmy husband Mossimo Giannulli (along with Felicity Huffman) dominated headlines for a while after their involvement in the Operation Varsity Blues college admissions scandal was uncovered, their case progressed, and they served their subsequent time in the clink. During their downfall, Lori took every opportunity to show the public that she’s whiny, entitled, and oblivious, which is probably why Aunt Becky on Full House/Fuller House was her defining role. You would think that someone with notoriety and more money than sense who tried and very publicly failed to pull off a scam so privileged that it basically united a large portion of the country in muttering “aw hell naw” would just cry into their stacks of cash and go away forever, but not Lori–she’s a persistent “eternal optimist,” so she recently stepped out to grace her first red carpet since the college admissions scandal.

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John Legend And Chrissy Teigen Have Put Their Beverly Hills Mansion On The Market For $24 Million

August 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Earlier this week, Chrissy Teigen announced she was pregnant by the Sexiest Man Alive for the third time. That claim has been proven quantifiably FALSE. However, Chrissy is expecting a third baby with her husband John Legend. To make sure their new baby won’t have to sleep in a sock drawer, according to a source who spoke to People Magazine, the couple is looking for a new house “they can grow into,” and have put their Beverly Hills mansion on the market for $24 million. Yes, their current home has 7 bedrooms and 8 baths, but all the bedrooms have dirt floors and are heated with a single, beefy-smelling tallow candle. John and Chrissy deserve better. They’ve earned it!

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John Stamos Tried To Get The Olsens Fired From Full House

August 7, 2015 / Posted by:

I always thought that 99% of the stuff in Lifetime’s “unauthorized” movies were completely made up or snatched from fanfiction sites, but I was wrong. Some of that stuff is true. Lifetime released a clip from their future Emmy sweeper “The Unauthorized Full House Story” where John Stamos (played by Miley Cyrus’ ex-piece Justin Gaston) tries to get the Olsens replaced because they won’t stop crying. At the Television Critics Association’s press tour in Beverly Hills yesterday, John said that it really happened. John got producers to switch out the Olsens, but the new babies they got were fugly gingers, so Mary-Kate and Ashley were brought back. via Vulture

“It’s sort of true that the Olsen twins cried a lot. It was very difficult to get the shot. So I [gesturing], ‘Get them out…!’ That is actually 100 percent accurate. They brought in a couple of unattractive redheaded kids. We tried that for a while and that didn’t work. [Producers] were like, all right, get the Olsen twins back. And that’s the story.”

It makes sense that the Olsens are the only living things on the planet who aren’t charmed by John Stamos.

But really, is John Stamos God’s chosen one who is protected by an invisible barrier and an army of angels? Because he tried to get the Olsens fired from the job that helped them become the multi-millionaire fashion evilings they are today AND he recently called them liars. How is it possible that they haven’t skinned him alive, turned his hide into a caftan, slapped their brand label on it and sold it at Barney’s for $14,000? Oikos yogurt must be like kryptonite to millionaire goth gnomes.

Pic: ABC


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