Lori Loughlin Supposedly Thinks That Being In Actual Jail Would Be Better Than The “Prison” She’s Currently In 

August 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Lori Loughlin really seems to be spending too much time trying to save her reputation before she even completes all her legal issues. The College Admissions Scandal that saw the rich people of America get called out for their overt bribery, seems like something that happened a hundred years ago and I barely even remember Felicity Huffman was involved because she pleaded guilty right away and is already moving on. Meanwhile, Lori has been out here having sources talk about all the nitty-gritty details.

And now those “sources” are talking to People Magazine and wants us all to feel sad for this rich and privileged woman suffering consequences for her pretentiousness and greed. Pull out a Kleenex.

Lori and her daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli, are on the cover of People and sources are talking all about the scandal which rocked their lives:

A source says:

“Lori is remorseful, and she has definite regrets… She’s embarrassed and hurt, and she knows that her reputation has been ruined for life. But she also believes the allegations against her aren’t true… She honestly didn’t think what she was doing was any different than donating money for a library or athletic field. That’s the crux of why she pleaded not guilty.”

This narrative is getting embarrassing. If Lori and her husband Mossimo thought they were doing nothing wrong, why did he allegedly freak out on a counselor when asking about Olivia Jade’s rowing credentials? Why did the checks go to some man who is not named University Of Southern California? When people donate buildings and shit, it’s at least under the guise of a contribution to the students. How does donating money to forge their daughters’ rowing credentials benefit literally anyone at the school besides their daughters? Make it make sense, Lori and Mossimo!

But the source says Lori and Mossimo “weren’t ready to accept” a guilty plea deal. They’re now due back in court at the end of the month and they’re expected to be represented by attorneys from the same law firm, calling it a “united front.” The source says:

“Lori is ready for this to be over. They all are. At this point, it would be better to spend a few months in jail–because she’s been spending the last several months in her own prison.”

Oh yes, lying on a concrete block bed under sandpaper-quality sheets while trying to hold in the diarrhea you got from eating canned “meat” for dinner as the other prisoners loudly sing the Full House theme song because Aunt Becky is in the building IS much better than lying on a $20,000 swan feather-filled mattress under a cashmere blanket while your white noise machine lulls you into dreamland. Although, being in actual prison prison would be better than having to listen to Olivia Jade whine out a “WHY?!” every other minute for ruining her life.

Pic: People

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