Bam Margera’s Estranged Wife Is Asking For $15,000 A Month In Child Support As He Goes Off About Not Seeing His Son
Since it looks like assaulting his brother and then running from the cops and drunkenly screaming at his estranged wife, Nikki Boyd, in public have proven ineffective in Bam Margera getting a chance to spend time with his and Nikki’s 5-year-old son, Phoenix; Bam has seemingly taken a new approach to get what he wants: taking to social media to rant about how his family drives him to drink and then threatening to “smoke crack with the bums down at the boardwalk until I’m dead” UNLESS Nikki delivers Phoenix to him immediately since he hasn’t seen his son in two months. It’s pretty doubtful this will work in Bam’s favor.
John Stamos was on a podcast last month and talked about that time when he had a full-grown “have [no] mercy” man-trum while filming the very first episode of Full House and demanded that barely-year-old babies, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, get fired for crying. But since he basically called the replacement babies fug and awful, the Olsen Twins made their return which eventually launched them into straight-to-VHS kid stardom. As such, adult Mary-Kate and Ashley turned John down a few years ago when he asked them to return for the Fuller House reboot on Netflix, probably because they’re reclusive, already super rich, and knew the show would be a huge, stinking, even-cornier-than-the-original turd. And apparently, John’s fits haven’t evolved much since 1987 because he was just on another podcast and said he was visibly, publicly pissed at them for sitting the show out. However, John says he and the twins ended up hashing it out after coming together to mourn the untimely death of their co-star, Bob Saget.
Hugh Grant has always been a grump. His ex, Elizabeth Hurley, says her friends refer to him as “Grumpelstiltskin”. But on the set of his latest flick, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, “Grumpelstiltskin” got upgraded to “asshole with an anger problem.” Yahoo! reports that 62-year-old Hugh admitted to losing his fucking shit on a woman who walked into his eye line during a take. So, Hugh did a Christian Bale. And that’s exactly how he describes it: “I did a Christian Bale.”
The man who transformed the mere act of whining into an insufferable art form is back to give us even more. After showing that he’s still the world’s greatest sore loser, Chris Brown is back to remind us that he’s also a contender for world’s biggest scumbag. While singing might be the way he pays the bills, his true calling in life is complaining about how the world is unfair to a millionaire who has a track record of being entitled and awful AF. In today’s episode of “Everybody Hates Chris,” Chris is super pissed that people still dislike him for assaulting Rihanna.
Chris Brown Lost Last Night’s “Best R&B Album” Grammy to Robert Glasper, And Unsurprisingly, Acted Like A Sore Loser
In a time when we can almost always find ways to disagree on the most trivial of issues, I find comfort in knowing the majority of us (aside from Kelly Rowland; Lizzo; and for some reason, the people who keep nominating him for awards) can come together to agree that Chris Brown has remained the actual worst for well over a decade. He’s shown no growth. Yet, he’s somehow managed to remain in the pop culture lexicon, and his album, Breezy (Deluxe), was just nominated for Best R&B Album at last night’s Grammys. But Chris lost to Robert Glasper, who also beat Mary J. Blige, Lucky Daye, and PJ Morton to claim the trophy for his album, Black Radio III. It should be shocking to no one that Chris acted like a sore
Chris Brown loser and took to his Instagram Stories several times to take several Chris Browns shits on Robert.
Flavor Flav (born name: William Jonathan Drayton, Jr.) is and always has been a notorious mess. Somehow, many still find him an endearing part of pop culture. It might have to do with the fact that despite his buffoonery and transgressions, he can take a licking (from Brigitte Nielsen) and keep on ticking. Even a boulder couldn’t take him out. But, it was a missed Spirit Airlines flight that recently almost got the best of him; luckily, he stopped short of assaulting someone this time and just ended up cursing out the gate agents who wouldn’t open the door back up for him to board the flight, despite them allegedly doing so for others.