Earlier this week, Chrissy Teigen announced she was pregnant by the Sexiest Man Alive for the third time. That claim has been proven quantifiably FALSE. However, Chrissy is expecting a third baby with her husband John Legend. To make sure their new baby won’t have to sleep in a sock drawer, according to a source who spoke to People Magazine, the couple is looking for a new house “they can grow into,” and have put their Beverly Hills mansion on the market for $24 million. Yes, their current home has 7 bedrooms and 8 baths, but all the bedrooms have dirt floors and are heated with a single, beefy-smelling tallow candle. John and Chrissy deserve better. They’ve earned it!
People reports that John and Chrissy bought their current house in 2016 for $14.1 million and that Rihanna used to live there. Personally, I wouldn’t touch a thing. I’d want to retain as much residual Essence of Rihanna by Fenty as possible. But instead Chrissy and John “tapped their longtime interior designer, Don Stewart, to imbue it with their personal style,” which includes a “hand-carved, patterned ceiling in the living room” imported from Thailand “which pays homage to Teigen’s family’s Southeast Asian roots.” So if you drop $23,950,000 for this home, you’re stuck with residual Whiff of Beef by @ChrissyTeigen. People adds:
The cookbook author took to her Instagram Stories on Wednesday to share that the soon-to-be family-of-five — plus Teigen’s mother, Vilailuck “Pepper,” who has lived with them for years — will be moving out of their current mansion in Beverly Hills.
A source tells PEOPLE that they came to the decision following the baby news, sharing, “With a third child coming, they want a house they can grow into.”
The couple already shares daughter Luna, 4, and son Miles, 2.
Ok, so 7 bedrooms for 5 people and 1 uterus barnacle is not enough room? Is she pregnant with a mogwai? Surely they could make do somehow. Variety adds:
Other glitzy spaces include a parlor with a sculptural staircase leading to the upper level, a large home gym, sumptuous movie theater with soundproof walls, and a warehouse-sized master bedroom with a one-of-a-kind brass and concrete fireplace. Most stunning of all, however, are the his-and-hers showroom closets, with Teigen’s large and hedonistic enough to make any fellow designer clotheshorse seethe with envy.
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A private gated home to one of the world’s most stylish celebrity couple, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen 💞 The Beverly Hills estate is decorated in the couple’s laid-back style, and stuns with 33-foot ceilings, grand sculptural staircase, hand-carved wood ceilings from Thailand and floor-to-ceiling windows that offer sweeping canyon views. #EllimanCalifornia #TheNextMoveIsYours Offered at $23,950,000 Listing: @marshallpeckestates
Saying you need a bigger house because you’re having a baby is some basic cable House Hunters bullshit and this is obviously more of a Selling Sunset type of situation. I’ll never understand why these celebrities can’t hear themselves when it comes to trying to sound like normal people. There are plenty of legitimate reasons why John and Chrissy might want to move. They could have easily said they were moving to protect their privacy since Chrissy is still fighting those QAnon lunatics. Say you needed more room for John’s trophies! Or say there’s a corner under the stairs that’s haunted. Or say you don’t want Kanye West to know where you live anymore. I’d respect those statements. I just don’t want to be lied to and told a family of six can’t live comfortably in 8,500 sq. ft. I slept under the sink with all the cleaning chemicals when I was a baby and I turned out just fine!