Candace Cameron Bure reminded everyone she won’t be flying any rainbow flags over at her new network Great American Family EVER because she wants to focus on “traditional marriage “or some bullshit. Candace was asked during a Wall Street Journal interview if GAC would ever make a Christmas movie starring a same-sex couple. Kirk Cameron’s sister in blood and sanctimony burped out, “I think that Great American Family will keep traditional marriage at the core.” In response to that, Hilarie Burton came out swinging with words of support for the LGBTQ+ community. Now Candace’s summertime arch-nemesis JoJo Siwa is ready for tound two, expressing her disappointment. But this time, she’s receiving assistance from Candace’s Fuller House co-star Jodie Sweetin, who basically took one look at the WSJ interview and immediately said, “How Rude!”
A big “well pin a rose on your nose” to the new Mr. and Mrs. Stephanie Judith Tanner! People reported that Jodie Sweetin of Full House/Fuller House fame and Mescal Wasilewski, a clinical social worker, got married in the backyard of a private Malibu estate on Saturday evening. And if you’re feeling a vague tinge of “ehh, I have an uneasy feeling about this” deja vu, it might be because Jodie’s done this every few years; Mescal is her fourth husband since the early aughts (and there have been some unsuccessful engagements sprinkled in there as well). But while Jodie had her predictable child-star messy period, she’s seemingly gotten back on her own two feet again over the years–besides recently getting knocked off of them by overly-aggressive cops while she protested the overturning of Roe vs. Wade.
Not too long after the dogshit decision by SCOTUS to overturn Roe v. Wade was made official on Friday, many people took to the streets to protest, both the famous and non-famous alike. And one of those famous types who was angry enough to pound the pavement in the name of body autonomy was none other than Stephanie Tanner herself, Jodie Sweetin. Jodie likely expected her time protesting might involve chanting “My body, my choice” or “HOW RUDE of you to restrict abortion access.” But the reality ended up being one in which Jodie was aggressively and unceremoniously knocked to the ground by LAPD. And we know this because it was filmed and the video was thrown up onto the internet for all to see.
Yesterday, America’s Dad Bob Saget died suddenly at the age of 65. Bob was found in his hotel room at the Ritz-Carlton in Orlando, FL where he was in the middle of a stand-up tour. Almost immediately, tributes began pouring in, the general vibe of which was that Bob Saget was an incredibly kind person with a huge heart. And so it should come as no surprise that tons of famous types and comedians, and especially his former Full House family, have spoken out about losing Bob after learning of the news of his death.
Olivia Jade might actually have to worry about maintaining a 2.0 GPA because the poor thing is still enrolled at USC. Turns out neither her nor her sister Isabella Giannulli actually dropped out as previously reported after Operation Varsity Blues sent their folks, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, to jail (and then back to their multi-million dollar Bel Air Mansion after posting $1 million in bail. Each!). Maybe the girls are waiting to actually get expelled so they can qualify for student unemployment benefits. Look, I went to community college for 6 years, I obviously don’t know how any of this works. But according to Today, Olivia and Isabella STILL might have a paper due for their Navigating Media and News in the Digital Age class. Haha, as if they write their own papers!
People says that Jodie Sweetin has been ordered to pay her ex-husband $2,800 a month in child support. No, not the one who went to jail (that’s her ex-fiancé) or the husband she married at 20. We’re talking about the one with the old-timey name that she split from after a year of marriage, Morty Coyle.
Jodie and Morty, which sounds like a TGIF sitcom that never was, were married for a year between 2012 and 2013. They share a 7-year-old daughter Beatrix (she also shares a 9-year-old daughter Zoie with her ex-husband Cody Herpin). Last Friday, documents were filed showing that Jodie will pay Morty $2,800 a month until Beatrix graduates high school or becomes emancipated.
Jodie and Morty have been fighting over money since their divorce was finalized in August 2016. In October, Morty claimed Jodie was bringing in $700,000 a year and demanded more money than the $1,864 he was getting for Beatrix every month. Last month, Jodie filed an income report stating that her gross income for 2016 was $437,349, and that she makes closer to $43,000 a month from her Fuller House wages, and self-employment.
She also claimed that her monthly expenses are $15,262, with about $28,352 left over.
I’m still a little shook that Jodie Sweetin only makes a little over $40,000 a month. Based on the fact that reruns of Full House refuse to die, I always assumed she made at least $1.7 million a month from residual checks. But even more shocking is that she isn’t bringing in the big money from repeat airings of the second season of Pants-Off, Dance-Off. You mean to tell me PODO doesn’t air nightly on some cable access channel in a country like Poland? How rude!