Category: Bill Gates
Bill Gates Admits To Having Had An Affair As Reports Come Out That He Hit On Employees And Solicited Marriage Advice From Jeffrey Epstein
Don’t let the dweeby glasses and unfortunate haircut fool you. Bill Gates FUUUUCKS. Or at least he tried to. According to a new report from the New York Times, Bill had a history of asking employees at both Microsoft and The Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation out on dates. Those attempts were called “clumsy” and ended in rejection, but a report from the Wall Street Journal suggests that a confirmed affair with an employee led to Bill being investigated by the board of Microsoft a year before he stepped down from the board. We’re also just now finding out that Bill made a lot more visits to Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan mansion than previously reported. You have to wonder if Melinda French Gates (she’s using her maiden name again) didn’t pick up a coconut, in between massages, to make a few calls to the mainland while she was staying on that private island.
Bill Gates Might Not Have Been Putting In Enough Effort For Melinda Gates
After Bill and Melinda Gates announced that they are divorcing after 27 years together, there was a rumor that she took her three adult children and their partners to a private island in the Caribbean, and Bill hid out in the California desert because he wasn’t wanted. Then we heard that their marriage had been dunzo for a while, in part due to Bill’s connection to Jeffrey Epstein. Now we’re hearing that someone in the marriage was allegedly going through the motions like a Windows 95 screen saver, and that person was Bill.
Bill Gates Was Left At Home While His Whole Family Flew To A Private Island To Escape The Divorce News
As each new day dawns, we’re learning more and more about Bill and Melinda Gates‘ divorce after 27 years of marriage. At first, it sounded like it was an amicable split, and that Bill and Melinda just wanted to go on separate paths as they navigate the next chapter of their lives. Then, as we learned they have no prenup to dictate how his $130 billion to $150 billion net worth will be distributed. Now there are reports that Melinda and their three adult kids, Jennifer, Rory, and Phoebe Gates, have all fled to a private island to avoid the media attention, and Bill isn’t with them, because he was not invited.
Bill And Melinda Gates Don’t Have A Prenup
Yesterday we were hit with the news that it was about to be a Hot Billionaire Boy Summer for Bill Gates, who was splitting from his wife of 27 years, Melinda Gates. They both posted statements announcing that they were ending their marriage and that it was a decision they came to after a lot of work and a great deal of thought. Their match made at Microsoft marriage might be over, but the drama might have just begun! Because People got their hands on Melinda’s divorce documents, and they never signed a prenup when they got married back in 1994.
Jeff Bezos Lost His Richest Man In The World Crown To Bill Gates For One Day
Forbes reports (via Yahoo) that earth’s monetary overlord Jeff Bezos was probably summoned to Amazon HR on Thursday after losing his “richest man in the world” title to Bill Gates for a single day. Maybe he’ll get lucky and they’ll put him on a performance improvement plan before issuing a written warning.