Azealia Banks Has Been Waiting And Waiting At Elon Musk’s House For Grimes To Show Up
Azealia Banks is obviously over that whole Nick Cannon feud which made her cancel her album Fantasea II: The Second Wave, because she’s apparently still working on it. Stereogum is reporting that the angriest rapper to ever need a GoFundMe to support her fighting habits, has been hard at work on her new album. Recently Azealia tweeted about the new music and some of the people she’s working with:
“Omg I’m listening to f2!!! All the songs are finished except lorelei and grimes song… I have a session next week with Alex Carapetis to lock lorelei down. Then I go to LA to finish grimes and oh yes!! Finish Paradiso two! But daaaaaaaamn there’s some heat!”
As you know, Grimes has been getting on billionaire Elon Musk after the two shared a shooting star ride through the galaxy of their wavelengths. Or something. Grimes has been staying at her new man’s place because when you’re dating a billionaire why the fuck wouldn’t you want to live at their house? Heated floors, fridges that speak to you, a robotic service staff with advanced medical knowledge and on-demand cannabis; obviously its the place to be… at least for a little while.
Azealia seems to be getting a bit stir crazy as she’s waited “for days waiting for Grimes to show up” and posted to her Instagram story to talk about it:
I mean, what’s the problem Azealia? You’re alone in the richest person in the world’s home? See the sights! Swim in the wave pool! Stargaze through some high-tech telescopes! Chat with the non-unionized robots! Check out his space-bridge to Neptune! Or just go it old school and steal some shit! That GoFundMe might not turn out how you want, boo boo. And lets be real: leaving Azealia Banks unsupervised in your home? A risk. Elon about to come home and find candle wax from her spells all over the damn place, those robot maids are going to be spending all of their renewable energy airing out the smell of burnt sage from the place and all of his closets will be filled with dead chickens.