Night Crumbs
File this under: Random or Makes Sense? Kat Dennings and Andrew W.K. both posted kissing pictures on their Instagrams, which proves that either Andrew and his wife, Cherie Lily, are separated or Cherie just found out that he’s cheating on her with one of the 2 Broke Girls! It’s probably the first one, and well, I’m not sure how long the upgraded version of Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly will last. I mean, constantly fighting over a bottle of John Frieda Brilliant Brunette leave-in conditioner might break them! – Just Jared
Bill and Melinda Gates are ending their marriage after 27 years, so that sound you just heard was every thirsty gold digger sliding into their DMs – CNBC
Meanwhile, on the set of Steven Soderbergh’s KIMI, Zoe Kravitz is looking like the love child of Halle Berry’s Oscar baby bangs and Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – Lainey Gossip
The cast members of Saturday Night Live have been given the option to “call out sick and disgusted” if they don’t want to inhale massive amounts of smugness while working with guest host Elon Musk – Celebitchy
Another day, another man accused of being a sexually harassing creep, and this time it’s Noel Clarke of Doctor Who. Mickey The Idiot, indeed – Pajiba
Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer is serving overalls and undertitty 90s elegance – Popoholic
And here’s Justin Bieber looking like a white douche version of Coolio named Foolio – SOW
Okay, how much did Melissa Rivers pay those guys to tussle on the set of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? – The Blemish
The Grammys don’t have to worry about snubbing The Weeknd again because he’s fucking done with them – Variety
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