Category: DUI

Pooch Hall Has Been Charged With DUI And Felony Child Abuse

October 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, bad parenting got a new poster boy in Ray Donovan actor Marion “Pooch” Hall, after he allegedly got drunk and let his 2-year-old son drive him home, rather than, oh I don’t know, literally ANYTHING ELSE besides letting a toddler drive. Pooch was arrested for DUI and felony child endangerment. TMZ says that Pooch has recently been formally charged for that night, and he’s looking at a felony child abuse charge.

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Katie Price Was Arrested On Suspicion Of Drunk Driving After Crashing Her Pink Range Rover

October 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Note: That is Katie Price’s actual mug shot and not a sloppily made mess created by me.

It’s been almost 9 months since I’ve written about Katie Price, and I was hoping that the next time I wrote about her it would be to slow clap for THE QUEEN for doing the right thing by relinquishing the throne to Katie, making her the true Queen of England and Harvey Price a prince. But the only title Katie Price got last night was the Queen of Messy when she crashed her pink Range Rover in an alleged drunken haze after getting into a fight with her current boy toy and showing up at her ex-boy toy’s birthday party. Harvey, come get your mom! Actually, don’t, you don’t need to be around that sad scene right now.

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Vince Vaughn Got Arrested For A DUI

June 11, 2018 / Posted by:

48-year-old Vince Vaughn is a guy who looks like he was born to take a shitty mug shot (and has). And yet, his second mug shot might be one of the least-messy DUI celebrity mugshots in the history of the medium. Some people get all the luck. Well, at least mugshot-wise. Otherwise, Vince Vaughn isn’t so lucky. TMZ says he was arrested for a DUI early Sunday morning.

Police say that around 12:30am on Sunday, Vince and a friend were stopped at a checkpoint in Manhattan Beach, CA. Both were asked to exit the vehicle, a request an uncooperative Vince initially declined.

Eventually police got Vince and his friend out of the car and he was arrested an hour later for misdemeanor DUI and obstructing an officer. His friend was arrested for obstruction and public intoxication. At about 4am they were both in jail. Vince and his unknown friend posted bail and have since been released.

This would be Vince Vaughn’s first time getting a DUI. TMZ doesn’t say who Vince’s passenger was, so let’s just say it was Owen Wilson, and they were on their way to their second wedding reception of the night. Don’t tell me almost-50 Vince Vaughn wouldn’t try to crash a wedding in a sloppy grey t-shirt and all-day sun damage.

Pic: Manhattan Beach Police Department


Christopher McDonald Tried To Use “Happy Gilmore” To Get Out Of A DUI

October 30, 2017 / Posted by:

TMZ says that on Saturday at 9pm, 62-year-old actor Christopher McDonald was arrested in the Lake Arrowhead, CA area. An eyewitness says Christopher drove his silver Porsche off the highway, crashed into a gas meter at a Stater Bros. supermarket, and ended up in an embankment. When police arrived, the witness claims Christopher McDonald informed them he was in Happy Gilmore. Probably a safer bet that, let’s say, Thelma’s shitty husband from Thelma & Louise.

The witness tells TMZ that police weren’t impressed that Christopher McDonald name-dropped Happy Gilmore. Yeah, of course not. After all, Shooter McGavin has been rumored to eat pieces of shit for breakfast. Police took him to a nearby jail, where he slept it off and was released without bail.

Christopher was arrested for DUI in 2013 in North Carolina after blowing almost double the legal limit.

Since Christopher didn’t pay bail, maybe that line about Happy Gilmore did get him out of trouble. It sounds like Christopher McDonald has a system that works. But what if next time he’s too drunk to remember? Well, that’s easy; he should keep a DVD copy of Happy Gilmore tucked into the visor. That way, when he crashes his Porsche, it will fall into his lap and remind him. Maybe he could also tape a little note to it that says, “Hey Shooter, next time use a driver. Get it? Driver? No, but seriously, stop driving drunk, asshole.”

Pic: TMZ


Tiger Woods Had Five Different Drugs In His System During His DUI

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Ever since that time Tiger Woods’ wife beat him like he stole something after discovering his Soul Train line of side pieces, I haven’t looked at him the same way. He’s gone from hot commodity to hot mess in a matter of years. But even his antics make other hot messes tilt their head to the side and say “Damn homie,” especially after his DUI back in May. Yesterday the toxicology report from that arrest was released and it confirms that yes, Tiger was purring and slurring off some damn good pills. But he failed to mention that there was weed in his system as well.

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