Category: Arrests

Beyond Meat’s COO Was Arrested For Allegedly Biting A Man’s Nose After A College Football Game

September 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Douglas Ramsey is the COO of Beyond Meat, that company that makes vegan plant-based meat substitutes. It’s unclear if Doug is a vegan, but, this past weekend, he was craving meat… human meat. People reports that the 53-year-old was arrested for allegedly biting a man’s nose. Douglas also threatened to kill the man, and has been charged with terroristic threatening and third-degree battery. The incident went down in a parking garage after a University of Arkansas football game. Apparently, the recipient of the nose-bite hit Douglas’ Bronco with his Subaru, and Dougie-boy went psycho, jumping out of his car and punching through the Subaru’s back windshield. Beyond Meat: Hulk the Fuck Out & Destroy Everything!

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An Australian Actress Who Had Been Reported Missing Was Actually In Jail After Being Busted For Public Intoxication And Resisting Arrest

August 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Most of us have had a night out where we’ve gotten more turned up than we’d have liked (and may even have been asked to leave), but it takes a special kind of messiness to get so turnt that your family thinks you’ve gone missing. E! News reported that Laura McCulloch, an Australian native living in LA to pursue her acting career, hadn’t contacted her family since August 12. After a search party formed, she turned up–in jail–after a night of obnoxious debauchery.

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Ariana Biermann, Daughter Of Kim Zolciak-Biermann, Was Arrested On Suspicion Of DUI

August 15, 2022 / Posted by:

The Zolciak-Biermann family has been relatively quiet since their show Don’t Be Tardy was canceled last year, but this is the type of news I would expect to hear about the bratty gaggle of kids with fully glammed faces birthed by a plastic wigged windbag who permanently has a red solo cup attached to her be-clawed hand. According to People, Kim Zolciak-Biermann’s 20-year-old daughter, Ariana Biermann, along with her on/off boyfriend Hudson McLeroy, also 20, were both arrested for alcohol-related charges while they were out gallivantin’ in Forsyth County, Georgia this weekend. Ariana denies drinking and intends to fight the charges. Considering that Kim (who also used to be on The Real Housewives of Atlanta) once encouraged her older daughter, Brielle Biermann, to suck dick to secure John Legend tickets (but ha ha she was joking, ok?!); it’s anybody’s guess what she’ll have Ariana do to keep that criminal record clean.

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Michelle Branch Was Arrested For Domestic Assault After Accusing Her Husband Patrick Carney Of Cheating On Her

August 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Michelle Branch hasn’t really been in the spotlight since the early aughts, when you couldn’t flip to any radio station without hearing her scream-singing her smash, Everywhere. These days, you might be lucky to hear one of her handful of moody singles in the grocery store while perusing for the perfect endive. She’s kept a relatively low profile since then, probably happy to count her money and go out in public without being recognized–that is, up until the last 24 hours. TMZ reports that Michelle believes that her husband of three years, Patrick Carney (who drums for The Black Keys), has been cheating on her with his manager, Haley McDonald. So, she put him on blast on Twitter and then gave a statement confirming their split. But it didn’t end there. Michelle was later arrested for allegedly slapping Patrick early yesterday morning.

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The FBI Arrested”Tiger King’s” Doc Antle On Money Laundering Charges In South Carolina

June 6, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re one of the millions who’ve ashamedly watched Netflix’s Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness, then you’re familiar with Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, one of the shadier figures in the docuseries. It takes a lot to stand out as one of the shittier people in the Tiger King-verse, because the big cat/ratchet zoo community seems full of messy tricks. However, Doc has now been caught by the FBI instead of just being caught by our collective eyerolls.

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Andy Dick Was Arrested For Sexual Battery While On A YouTuber’s Livestream

May 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Andy Dick is back to his usual shenanigans. Which, for a stand-up comic, you’d think would be telling jokes in a bar somewhere. But no, we’re LONG past that with this one. Andy’s usual antics involve public intoxication, arrest, or assault. Or all three. He’s allegedly groped Uber drivers. He’s allegedly attacked Uber drivers. And he was arrested last year for allegedly attacking his boyfriend with a liquor bottle. And Andy’s latest arrest involves sexual assault allegations and him wondering where his coke is. The whole thing was also captured on a livestream.

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