Category: Arrests

Open Post: Hosted By A Kansas Man Dressed As A Can Of Bud Light Getting Arrested For DUI

May 12, 2023 / Posted by:

Bud Light spent some time in the news recently when outrage and boycotts ensued after they dared to enter into a partnership with trans influencer, Dylan Mulvaney, when it seems that a large percentage of their customer base happens to be transphobic human sludge. And the company probably isn’t thrilled that they’re making news again; this time because of a Facebook post a Kansas sheriff’s office shared after they arrested a surprisingly-not-from-Florida-man for driving under the influence who also happened to be dressed as a Bud Light beer can.

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Bam Margera Was Arrested For Public Intoxication

March 30, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the past few years, disappointingly, Bam Margera has traded wrecking shopping carts and April and Phil Margera’s home for wrecking his own second, third, and one-hundredth chances to turn his life around. At this point, every time former Jackass Bam’s photo appears above a post, people likely brace for the worst news, including his good friend Steve-O, who previously said he was done trying to set Bam straight and worries he’s going to die soon. He even somehow managed to vex Priscilla Presley. This time, Bam was arrested for public intoxication after causing a drunken scene inside a restaurant where his estranged wife and 5-year-old son were eating.

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Jonathan Majors Was Arrested For Domestic Assault And Denies Any Wrongdoing (UPDATE)

March 26, 2023 / Posted by:

In terrible news that probably reflects one of the fastest falls from grace in a while, Jonathan Majors was arrested in New York City. According to the NYPD, he was accused of assaulting a 30-year-old woman in a domestic dispute.  Horrible, scary, and fucked-up stuff. Excuse me while I go watch videos of turtles eating tiny pancakes.

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Beyond Meat’s COO Was Arrested For Allegedly Biting A Man’s Nose After A College Football Game

September 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Douglas Ramsey is the COO of Beyond Meat, that company that makes vegan plant-based meat substitutes. It’s unclear if Doug is a vegan, but, this past weekend, he was craving meat… human meat. People reports that the 53-year-old was arrested for allegedly biting a man’s nose. Douglas also threatened to kill the man, and has been charged with terroristic threatening and third-degree battery. The incident went down in a parking garage after a University of Arkansas football game. Apparently, the recipient of the nose-bite hit Douglas’ Bronco with his Subaru, and Dougie-boy went psycho, jumping out of his car and punching through the Subaru’s back windshield. Beyond Meat: Hulk the Fuck Out & Destroy Everything!

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An Australian Actress Who Had Been Reported Missing Was Actually In Jail After Being Busted For Public Intoxication And Resisting Arrest

August 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Most of us have had a night out where we’ve gotten more turned up than we’d have liked (and may even have been asked to leave), but it takes a special kind of messiness to get so turnt that your family thinks you’ve gone missing. E! News reported that Laura McCulloch, an Australian native living in LA to pursue her acting career, hadn’t contacted her family since August 12. After a search party formed, she turned up–in jail–after a night of obnoxious debauchery.

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Ariana Biermann, Daughter Of Kim Zolciak-Biermann, Was Arrested On Suspicion Of DUI

August 15, 2022 / Posted by:

The Zolciak-Biermann family has been relatively quiet since their show Don’t Be Tardy was canceled last year, but this is the type of news I would expect to hear about the bratty gaggle of kids with fully glammed faces birthed by a plastic wigged windbag who permanently has a red solo cup attached to her be-clawed hand. According to People, Kim Zolciak-Biermann’s 20-year-old daughter, Ariana Biermann, along with her on/off boyfriend Hudson McLeroy, also 20, were both arrested for alcohol-related charges while they were out gallivantin’ in Forsyth County, Georgia this weekend. Ariana denies drinking and intends to fight the charges. Considering that Kim (who also used to be on The Real Housewives of Atlanta) once encouraged her older daughter, Brielle Biermann, to suck dick to secure John Legend tickets (but ha ha she was joking, ok?!); it’s anybody’s guess what she’ll have Ariana do to keep that criminal record clean.

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