Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish Defending Charlie Puth In His Stupid Feud With Benny Blanco

The last time 30-year-old TikTok phenom (cringe) Charlie Puth was dragged into the middle of some beef it ended with Lil Xan (xringe) breaking up with Noah Cyrus (cyringe) after he assumed she was cheating because she jokingly sent him a meme of Charlie’s head photoshopped onto the body of an anonymous porn star’s body with an eggplant emoji nestled in his lap. As humiliating as that association must have been for Charlie, it pales in comparison to having Billie Eilish rush to his defense on TikTok because another grown man has publicly insulted him, also on TikTok. Even more embarrassing though is being the 33-year-old man on the other side of that TikTok tirade so congratulations to Benny Blanco (?!?) for exhausting my capacity to cringe any further. This beef is so silly I’ve somehow managed to cringe myself inside out!

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