Category: Charlie Puth

The Love Story Of Our Time Is Over Before It Even Started

December 22, 2016 / Posted by:

File this under: Shit you can talk to your 10-year-old cousin about while the other adults are fighting about politics on Christmas Day.

Our faith in true love was restored a few days ago when completely organic pictures of 19-year-old Bella Thorne (star of Boo! A Madea Halloween) and 24-year-old Charlie Puth (the toddler-faced crooner who is responsible for that One Call Away song) came out. The certified natural pictures were of Bella and Charlie looking like a couple on the beach as she gifted the eyes of beachgoers with her three-cent Pretty Woman cosplay glamour. But sadly, their days of doing staged photo-ops are behind them, because they’re over. I know, I can’t believe I’m writing about them again either. But it was either them or that other fake couple (Blob & Chinet).

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Bella Thorne And Charlie Puth Are Marvin Gaye-ing It

December 20, 2016 / Posted by:

When the kids aren’t screaming over the drama between that one who left Fifth Harmony and the other Harmonies (translation for the oldies: it’s like Ginger leaving the Spice Girls, I think), they’re brain-burping up giant question marks over LiLo-in-training (copyright: Pop Culture Died in 2009) and my favorite ginger teen mess Bella Thorne doing a couple-y photo-op with Charlie Puth on a beach in Miami. If you’re an old who’s brain-burping up a giant question mark over the name “Charlie Puth,” he’s the Nickelodeon-ized Andy Samberg/Sam Smith hybrid who is responsible for causing Marvin Gaye’s body to roll into a pile of skeleton dust.

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Selena Gomez Is Reportedly Doing Someone Who Isn’t Justin Bieber

March 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Last week, there were whispers that Selena Gomez was once again rubbing her dickmatized parts on Justin Bieber. Or at least, according to E! News, making plans to do so once their tours were over. I’m inclined to believe it’s the latter; Justin barely has the energy to pose backstage for pictures, so I highly doubt he has the six seconds of energy it takes him to bust a bratty nut. But Selena’s parts obviously needed something in the meantime, and it looks like she’s found a temporary replacement to take care of her casual fucking needs.

UsWeekly says Selena is currently banging “See You Again” singer Charlie Puth, seen above making the same face I make when I remember that there’s still one butter tart left in the six-pack. A source says they’re just hooking up and it’s not that serious, but adds that Selena is “super into him.” Charlie and Selena have apparently been friends since they met at an MTV Video Music Awards party back in August. Selena recorded a duet with Charlie for his debut album, and he’s opening for her in Anaheim on her Revival tour.

Neither Selena or Charlie have confirmed whether they’re doing it, and a friend of Selena’s claims it’s just a “flirty friendship.”

I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I barely know anything about Charlie Puth. I do know that he said the words “Fuck you, Justin Bieber” while performing that duet he recorded with Selena during a concert a few weeks ago. With that being said, I think I’m leaning towards ‘good thing.’

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