For the past century, the revolving door of ladies hosting The View has had no problems attacking each episode with cackling, craziness, and candor. But one thing that remains constant is their need to terrorize all of their guests with conversation, though normally, they have fairly positive interactions. This, unfortunately, was not the case recently when Liam Neeson brought his particular set of skills for an interview with the ladies that took a turn for the uncomfortable when Joy Behar decided to remind him that she has a crush on him. And the crafty production team at The View made things even worse by showing a montage of some very cringeworthy things Joy has said about Liam in the past.
Lauren Sanchez Talks About Being “Devastated” Over Losing A Gig On “The View,” Jeff Bezos’ Pancakes, And Having To Be More Private Now
What’s it like to be the World’s Most Glamorous Woman on the arm of the World’s Baldest Billionaire? Well, nobody is really sure because MacKenzie Scott refuses to do interviews about her ex-husband Jeff Bezos. But Jeff’s new lady friend Lauren Sanchez did! And while she may not be quite as glamorous as Mac, Jeff’s “goofy” ass (Lauren’s word, not mine, but also mine) is lucky to have her. Billions of dollars won’t buy you love, but it can buy you a former working girl (in this case, a former Extra correspondent) with a head for business and a bod for sin. According to Lauren’s alma mater, Extra, in her “first solo interview!,” she told The Wall Street Journal (so much for that inside scoop, Extra. How are you gonna keep ‘em on the farm when they’ve seen the inside of Jeff’s Bezos’ space dick?) that losing out on her “dream job” as one of the hosts of The View in 1999, was “one of the most devastating days of [her] life.” But if you think Lauren is still wallowing in pity and regret 23 years later, then you don’t know Lauren at all.
Spooky Season is in full swing, and if Terrifier 2 making people faint and vomit wasn’t disturbing enough, now we have to find a way to reconcile the mental image of Joy Behar having sex. And not just sex with anyone–because like Paz de la Huerta, Anna Nicole Smith, and Bobby Brown who came (wah-wah-wee-wah!) before her–Joy has rubbed uglies with a ghost. And not just one, several.
Looks like Meghan McCain finally mastered the art of astral projection, because her nemesis and former The View co-host, 79-year-old Joy Behar, fell hard and had a Life Alert moment on the show today. Now, I’m not explicitly suggesting that Meghan used her dark spirit energy to shove Joy, but also… are we sure she didn’t?
The View returned from its holiday break today, and the Omicron variant has forced the ladies out of the studio and back to hosting remotely from their living rooms. And where was Whoopi Goldberg? Joy Behar shared the bad news: Whoopi has tested posted for COVID-19. Luckily, she’s vaccinated and boosted, so her symptoms are “very mild.”
The View is on The Hunt, but they have their work cut out for them. Ever since the Victimhood™ and Nepotism™ MVP, Meghan McCain, left the show back in August after four years of interrupting everyone to say some Bullshit™, the show has been looking for a conservative to permanently replace her. Hopefully with fewer interruptions. But the thing is, in this political landscape they want a co-host who is a conservative and has credibility with Republicans but doesn’t think Joe Biden won the presidency through voter fraud, is against the attack on the Capitol, and won’t ever get caught wearing a QAnon t-shirt. And sources tell Politico that person doesn’t exist.