How many times can you say the B is back before it just doesn’t mean anything anymore? Former Real Housewives of New York mess Bethenny Frankel has returned to give us yet another rant that nobody asked for. And this time, she’s counterattacking social media users and health professionals who blasted Gwyneth Paltrow for her “wellness routine“ (hold the wellness) of ingesting just coffee, bone broth, and some vegetables. But while most are dragging Goopy, Bethenny Frankel (she of “look at me in my 4-year-old daughter’s pajamas“) has become a Goopy defender. For someone who says she doesn’t care what anyone thinks, Bethenny never fails to deliver a tirade on what people think.
A month ago, Meghan McCain gave birth to a baby girl and named it Clover Jade. Clover, huh? Probably cuz both of Meghan’s parents have Irish ancestry. Or maybe she just loves Lucky Charms (they’re magically delicious). Anywho, Clover is Meghan and Ben Domenech’s second daughter; they welcomed Liberty Sage, now two-and-a-half, back in 2020. But things are a little different this time around. You see, we are smack dab in the middle of the Ozempic era, and, in a Daily Mail editorial, 38-year-old Meghan writes that people have been urging her to take the “miracle shot” so she can drop her baby weight.
The View’s former conservative co-host and some guy’s daughter, Meghan McCain has been keeping busy after leaving the talk show by not selling books and shouting hot takes into the air for anyone who will listen. Unfortunately criticizing TV shows for going “woke” doesn’t bring in the cash, so Meghan is ready to take her “Bad Republican” road on the show and make her grand debut on the political stage. Don’t be surprised when the Supreme Court upholds Meghan’s move to make Top Gun: Maverick play in theaters 365 days a year!
Self-styled “America’s Daughter” Meghan McCain is using her column in the very British The Daily Mail to try her hand at film criticism. This week she extolled the virtues of Top Gun: Maverick, calling it “a celebration of the American military and America in general,” that’s not “overly political.” You see, Meghan loved Top Gun 2: Chemtrail of Tears so damn much because she is “sick of having politics infiltrate [her] entertainment.” Although she does concede that “art is political, it always has been,” she says the answer to Hollywood’s “go woke, go broke” curse is to make more movies that are “unabashedly pro-America and pro-military.” Look, her arguments make about as much sense as The Daily Mail letting her post her own stories online without any editorial oversight or copy-editing.
Last year, The View’s former #1 eye roll inducer Meghan McCain released her latest memoir (yes, at 37 years old, she’s got more than one) Bad Republican, exclusively on Audible. They released it on Audible because I guess data showed that there are a lot of masochists out there who just love to feel their ears bleed from listening to Meghan McCain talk about herself for over five hours. It was released on hard copy on April 26, and MSN says that since then, it has sold a whopping 244 copies. Honestly, this is pretty fucking shocking. I mean, I can’t believe there are more than zero people who want to use their hard-earned cash to buy a book by Meghan McCain. Why do I suddenly have the image of Meghan McCain wearing Groucho Marx glasses and a t-shirt that reads John McCain’s Daughter’s #1 Fan while leaving a Barnes & Noble with a bag full of 244 copies of her own book?
Looks like Meghan McCain finally mastered the art of astral projection, because her nemesis and former The View co-host, 79-year-old Joy Behar, fell hard and had a Life Alert moment on the show today. Now, I’m not explicitly suggesting that Meghan used her dark spirit energy to shove Joy, but also… are we sure she didn’t?