Last week, James Corden was exposed as the fraud he is when it was revealed that he doesn’t actually drive the entire time during Carpool Karaoke. Which is shocking. Well, he addressed the scandal on The Late Late Show and he basically said, “Yeah bitch, are you surprised? We also film this show at 5:00 pm–nothing is real.”
In the clip that made the rounds, James and guest Justin Bieber were in an SUV that was being towed by a truck. So James wasn’t even driving, which makes sense to me. He told his audience he had been exposed in a scandal and had to talk about it, saying (via Entertainment Weekly):
“I know this looks bad… But I just want to say, right now, that I always drive the car unless we’re doing something where we think it might not be safe, like a dance routine or a costume change or if I’m drunk.”
During his long-winded jokey-monologue, James said he drives most of the time and can’t believe he’s done something more traumatizing than Cats. James doesn’t know shit, because Cats is way more traumatizing.
“I’m just shocked I’ve done something that upset people more than Cats… Ninety-five percent of the time I really am endangering the lives of the world’s biggest pop stars, but this is a TV show, not everything is real… Our show doesn’t tape after midnight. We tape at 5:00 pm and pretend that it’s late. Reggie Watts isn’t actually here, he’s 100 percent CGI. And I hate to be the bearer of even more bad news, but while we’re getting things out in the open, I don’t actually need them to help me get to work, right? Often, I’m at work already. We’ve also never once in the history of doing that bit ever used the carpool lane. There’s not even carpool lane on my way to work. And I just thought that we all knew this and I’m sorry that you were so deep into the reality of Carpool Karaoke, but it’s TV and sometimes we do stuff just for the sake of entertainment.”
Honestly this is just more lies from a charlatan! He’s only bringing this up to plug the new season of Carpool Karaoke: The Series on AppleTV+.
I know James is proud that he sometimes drives himself, but maybe he should think about using the trailer more often. Like, we all know rich folk can’t drive. It’s only a matter of time before there’s a Carpool Karaoke hit and run.