Category: Why God Why?

Meghan McCain Is Thinking About Running For Public Office

July 2, 2022 / Posted by:

The View’s former conservative co-host and some guy’s daughter, Meghan McCain has been keeping busy after leaving the talk show by not selling books and shouting hot takes into the air for anyone who will listen. Unfortunately criticizing TV shows for going “woke” doesn’t bring in the cash, so Meghan is ready to take her “Bad Republican” road on the show and make her grand debut on the political stage. Don’t be surprised when the Supreme Court upholds Meghan’s move to make Top Gun: Maverick play in theaters 365 days a year!

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There Really Are No Words: Betty White Has Died At 99

December 31, 2021 / Posted by:

Actually, there are some words and those words are: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck YOU, 2021!

TMZ says that just a few hours before 2021 ends over here in the US, we got one huge kick to the core of souls. Because universal treasure Betty White has died just two weeks before her 100th birthday. This isn’t a horrible hoax either. Betty’s agent confirms the news to People. Like all of our hearts, every cheesecake in the world has deflated.

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Open Post: Hosted By James Corden As A Thrusting, Blunt-Smoking Mouse From Hell

August 29, 2021 / Posted by:

James Corden truly hates the drivers of Los Angeles and answers, “Nope!”, to the question, “Haven’t the drivers of Los Angeles been through enough?!” Because he already terrorizes the streets of Los Angeles by unleashing yodeling famous people on them with Carpool Karaoke, and he struck again on Friday. James and his co-stars from future Razzie sweeper, Amazon’s Cinderella, busted out a flash mob in front of traffic stopped at a red light in West Hollywood. James (who plays a footman/mouse), Camila Cabello (Cinderella), Idina Menzel (Cinderella’s stepmother), Billy Porter (Cinderella’s fairy godparent), and others all got dressed up as their Cinderella characters to sing and shake their asses to Jennifer Lopez’s Let’s Get Loud in the middle of the street. Some drivers probably thought to themselves, “A flash mob? Did I just drive into 2005?” as others used every will in their being to resist the urge to hit that gas pedal hard and careen out of that mess.

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Caitlyn Jenner Is Officially Running For Governor Of California

April 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Caitlyn Jenner, seen above making the face that every Californian with common sense is making over this tragic news, is pushing the limits once again. The former Republican Olympian turned transgender Republican woman made it official today. She’s officially threatening California with an awful time because she is going to challenge the current California governor, Gavin Newsom, in a recall election. This clueless rich woman couldn’t handle the heat from being on Keeping Up The Eclipse Of God’s Light With The Kardashians, but she thinks she can handle the political spectrum? It didn’t work out for Kanye West! But she’s trying it anyway.

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Matthew McConaughey Is Once Again Talking About Running For Governor Of Texas

March 13, 2021 / Posted by:


A: I guess fucking not!

Matthew McConaughey (seen above in David Koresh cosplay) has laid down a threat to Texas by saying that the thought of running for the governor of his home state is brewing in his brain. So yeah, it looks like Matthew is still smoking the weed strain that causes him to have strange hallucinations, like the image of him as governor opening a State of the State Undress Address with a naked bongo performance.

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The Newest Streaming Service Paramount+ Will Offer Up A Ton Of New Shows Including A “Fatal Attraction” Series And The “Frasier” Revival

February 25, 2021 / Posted by:

If you’re like me, then every month when you look at your credit card bill and see charges for Netflix, HBO Max, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Disney+, Shudder, Showtime, Starz, Showgirls+Max+ (that’s a streaming service that just shows Showgirls on a loop), and LookAtYourLifeChoices+ (it turns on your TV’s built-in cam and shows you staring blankly at the screen for just $9.99 a month), you think to yourself, “You know, I could use another streaming service.” Well, ViacomCBS has granted your wish! They are launching the streaming service Paramount+ and have pulled all the tricks to try to lure in your credit card number.

Paramount+ is offering up revivals that will scratch everyone’s nostalgia itch (FYI, there is already an ointment for that), will release new movies 45 days after coming out in theaters, and is feeding those who love to hate-watch the remake of classics. Something for everyone!

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