Kim Kardashian Discussed Her Handling Of Kanye West’s Damaging Behavior And Her Doubt That Anyone Would Ever Want To Date Her Again In The Season Premiere Of “The Kardashians”
Kim Kardashian’s “my life is so hard, everyone feel sorry for me” storyline that she’s been publicly peddling lately made another appearance on the season three premiere of The Kardashians that hit Hulu today. But instead of krying herself to sleep over being a “single mom,” she spent much of the episode krying to Kris Jenner about Kanye West’s lies and volatile behavior being “far more damaging” to their kids than her sex tape. She also got candid about her breakup with Pete Davidson and her fear that no one else would ever want to date her because of her overstuffed Balenciaga trashbag-gage.
Margot Robbie Wanted Gal Gadot In The “Barbie” Movie Because She Has “Barbie Energy”
While promoting the Barbie movie in the summer issue of Vogue, Barbie herself, Margot Robbie, says that Barbie could “never be sexy” because, as a doll, she doesn’t have sexual organs, which… can’t argue with her there. But this is Hollywood, so I’m sure that there will still be some sexiness in the new Barbie movie out in July. But one thing that will be completely missing from the film will be Gal Gadot, who Margot says would have made the perfect Barbie because no one hates her. Um… call Joss Whedon, he doesn’t think she can speak English.
Madonna and Sam Smith Tease A Collaboration Together
Back in April, conservative panties nationwide wadded up in a giant bunch when Sam Smith performed their song “Unholy” on tour while dressed in a bejeweled corset and thigh-high boots accessorized with devil horns on their head. Then Sam subsequently sang Madonna’s “Human Nature” in fishnets and nipple tassels- which Madonna bid her love to by reposting a video of it. Now, a month later, Satan’s little helpers teased that they’re teaming up together in a shared Instagram post!
Birthday Sluts
Chloe Lukasiak (22)
Aly Raisman (29)
Neon Hitch (37)
Roman Reigns (38)
Thorgy Thor (39)
Esmé Bianco (41)
Terra Jole (43)
Joe King (43)
Erinn Hayes (47)
Cillian Murphy (47)
Rasheeda (47)
Ethan Suplee (47)
Molly Sims (50)
Lindsay Greenbush (53)
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Jamie Kennedy (52)
Stacy London (54)
Mike Myers (60)
Connie Sellecca (68)
Eve Ensler (70)
Jacki Weaver (76)
Frank Oz (79)
Leslie Uggams (80)
Sir Ian McKellen (84)
Ann Robinson (94)
Anne Heche (1969-2022)
Ray Stevenson (1964-2023)
Dixie Carter (1939-2010)
Night Crumbs
On June 22, some of us will go for another gold medal in Hate Watching when the second season of cringe-inducing mess And Just Like That… premieres on H “I Can’t Call It Fucking Max” BO. Well, on that same day, Netflix will release the show Glamorous, starring Kim Cattrall as a makeup mogul. SHOTS FIRED! Netflix better give a giant raise to the petty bitch who came up with that move (and they better do it without raising their prices AGAIN) – Uproxx
A few years ago, HGTV bought The Brady Bunch house in Studio City, CA, and renovated it to look like how it does on the show. It’s for sale now and can be yours for just $5.5 million. I’m sure my totally real sugar daddy, George Glass, will buy it for me in cash. But this is also L.A. we’re talking about, so I wouldn’t be too surprised if a developer buys it and bulldozes it down to make way for a boxy modern McMansion. That would hurt more than getting hit in the face with a football – SOW
Matty Healy Will Reportedly Write Songs For Taylor Swift’s Next Album, Despite Backlash From Her Fans
While some people recycle the same restaurants they bring every new lover to, Taylor Swift lures her new boyfriends to the studio. And she’s keeping the tradition going after pulling the plug on her 6-year relationship with Joe Alwyn. Taylor’s less improved English bloke Matty Healy, the frontman of The 1975- will reportedly write songs for her new album. I see that Matty is trying to get himself a Grammy like Joe.