Night Crumbs
On June 22, some of us will go for another gold medal in Hate Watching when the second season of cringe-inducing mess And Just Like That… premieres on H “I Can’t Call It Fucking Max” BO. Well, on that same day, Netflix will release the show Glamorous, starring Kim Cattrall as a makeup mogul. SHOTS FIRED! Netflix better give a giant raise to the petty bitch who came up with that move (and they better do it without raising their prices AGAIN) – Uproxx
A few years ago, HGTV bought The Brady Bunch house in Studio City, CA, and renovated it to look like how it does on the show. It’s for sale now and can be yours for just $5.5 million. I’m sure my totally real sugar daddy, George Glass, will buy it for me in cash. But this is also L.A. we’re talking about, so I wouldn’t be too surprised if a developer buys it and bulldozes it down to make way for a boxy modern McMansion. That would hurt more than getting hit in the face with a football – SOW
If you ever find yourself needing a formal look in a rush, just pull the move that Scarlett Johansson pulled at Cannes by wrapping some pink fabric from JoAnn’s over a white bra. Yes, you’ll look a mess like ScarJo, but you’ll look like a formal mess – Lainey Gossip
Brandon Flynn brought his nipples out for Calvin Klein Underwear’s Pride campaign – OMG Blog
Kyle Richards is still going on about how she’s not on Ozempic. Only this time, she waved a skinny finger (not from Ozempic, okay) at Erika Jayne, like, “What about her? She’s way skinnier!” – Celebitchy
Fetty Wap has been sentenced to 6 years in the clink for running drugs, which he says he turned to after the COVID-19 pandemic left him with money woes – AP
FINALLY, some good news! After both cancer and COVID fucked with Jeff Bridges, he gave us a health update and said that his tumor has shrunk to the size of a marble – The A.V. Club
Pic: Netflix