Apple TV+ Series “Lady In The Lake” Starring Natalie Portman Halts Production After Threats From Locals In Baltimore
The upcoming Apple TV+ series Lady In The Lake has recently experienced a bit of unpleasantness during their filming that will now be known throughout the industry as The Baltimore Welcome. Currently, the production has been stationed in Baltimore for the past few months, which is probably tense enough since it’s been hot as hell up North all summer. But unfortunately, the real heat happened when a bunch of local extortionists descended upon the set asking for money. So although Apple thought they would be producing a show about an unsolved murder set in the 1960s what they ended up getting was a reboot of The Wire but in real-time.
Meghan Markle Talked To The Cut About Palm Trees, Her Instagram Return, And Prince Harry’s Relationship With Prince Charles
The offices of every British tabloid are probably blasting The Benny Hill Show theme song as they all furiously type and run around without heads while trying to churn out a minimum of 10,000 hate articles on Meghan Markle’s new interview with The Cut. Meghan talked with Allison P. Davis for The Cut to promote her Spotify podcast Archetypes. And during their interview, Meghan did talk about her podcast a bit, but she also dragged The Firm’s archaic ways some more and briefly got into Prince Harry’s strained relationship with Prince Charles and how Harry told her that he “lost” his dad after leaving senior royal life Well, if Harry and Meghan were hoping to have another 15-minute visit with THE QUEEN when they drop into England next month, they better be prepared for her lady-in-waiting to tell them, “Oh, I’m sorry, THE QUEEN can’t make it, she had to wash her Corgi’s hair at the last minute.”
Ezra Miller Met With Warner Bros. Discovery Executives To “Reaffirm Their Commitment” To “The Flash”
I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to develop and maintain a cult before but that shit is expensive. There are a lot of hidden costs. You’ve got to have ready cash for things like robes, rent, bribes, the cost of transporting minors across state lines, airfare, drugs, ammunition, bail money— it all adds up. So I can understand why The Flash star and international person of mystery, Ezra Miller, was willing to press pause their alleged burgeoning career as a cult leader, per an alarming expose in Insider on Ezra’s activities over the past two years, to make nice with their new bosses at Warner Bros. Discovery. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Ezra became “spooked by the notion of the film getting canceled and jolted to take action.” So spooked that last week, Ezra and their agent personally met with the two new executives at WBD because other than playing cult leader with complex mental health issues, a source for Ezra says “The Flash is one of their favorite characters to play.” Awe. That’s so sweet! And here I thought Ezra might be running out of money.
During Taylor Swift’s MTV VMAs Speech, She Announced That Her New Album “Midnights” Is Coming In October
Taylor Swift picked up several Moonman trophies for her music video All Too Well (10 Minute Version) at the 2022 MTV Video Music Awards, which meant that security guards were probably waiting in the wings for Kanye West to interrupt her like old times. That didn’t happen, but during her speech, Taylor announced that her new album will be released on October 21st and also let her fans know that more details about it will come out at midnight. And then at midnight, Taylor announced her new album, called Midnights, was coming. Wow, how deep. See, it’s called Midnights and she announced it at midnight? Did you get it? Yeah, her work can go over people’s heads sometimes.
Lizzo Addressed Her Haters During Her MTV VMAs Acceptance Speech
The annual MTV Video Music Awards came on once again and celebrated the accomplishments of many people who can’t sing or have any real talent. But some true artists slip through the cracks and win awards, like everyone’s favorite full0figured flutist Lizzo. For years she has been giving all of her haters every piece of her ass to kiss whenever they try to break down her spirit with their negativity. And recently comedian Aries Spears disrespected Lizzo’s entire catalog of music and talents after saying he can’t get past her appearance. So in response, Lizzo tailored a nice message in her acceptance speech for the Video for Good award that was directly aimed at Aries and anyone else who thinks as he does.
Jennifer Lopez Says That The Footage Of Her Serenading Ben Affleck At Their Latest Wedding Was Stolen And Shared Online Without Their Consent
I would’ve bet the cost of an On The JLo newsletter subscription (it’s free) that the first Bennifer wedding leak we’d hear about was the one that Ben Affleck took out back next to the catering van, one eye closed so he could remain upright and avoid toppling over into his own powerful piss stream, cigarette (with 3 inches of ash) that he bummed from a busboy hanging from the side of his mouth. But, it turns out that the footage of Jennifer Lopez serenading Ben that we heard about on Friday was the first (admitted, non-urine) leak–because according to ET Canada, Jennifer commented on a fan’s Instagram post of the clip that it was supposed to be a private moment between the kind-of-recentlyweds, and that whoever took it shared it without their consent.