Terry Lauerman, a wonderful human being!
If you’re a cat lover, get ready to throw your panties at the screen, because this is your dream man. Meet Terry Lauerman, a 75-year-old cat shelter volunteer who goes to the Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary in Green Bay, Wisconsin every day to cuddle and nap with the rescue cats. And you’re probably not going to be able to read the rest of this post, because you threw your panties at your computer and they stuck to the screen.
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We recorded this on National Pepperoni Pizza Day, so it’s actually amazing that we didn’t take the day off to worship the pepperoni pizza. But after Allison and I pay tribute to the pepperoni pizza, we talk about Chevy Chase solidifying himself as Old Man Yells At Cloud, Alicia Silverstone considering having a baby with her ex-husband, and Kristen Bell vaping weed around her sober husband. Then we quickly shoot the shit about Suge Knight going to prison and Noah Cyrus’ $12,000 bottle of tears. We finish with a game of F/M/K, and that’s when I make a great case for a mental health professional to have me committed…FOREVER.
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Cary Fukunaga, the director who is responsible for many hos getting hospitalized with dehydration after thirsting over him, will direct the next Bond movie. This is just an awful decision, business wise, and the movie is going to take twice as long to shoot, because every time he yells “ACTION!” the cast and crew isn’t going to move. They’ll be too hypnotized by his beauty to do anything – Lainey Gossip
I’m the definition of desperate, and I am not victim blaming here, but even I wouldn’t go into that house for some Grindr dick. Okay, maybe I would – Towleroad
The chick one looks like a Dollar Tree Kardashian, which is saying a lot since the Kardashians look like Dollar Tree Kardashians – Reality Tea
It was very sweet of the paparazzi to take a pregnant Hilary Duff’s picture instead of help her ass pick up that bottle – Drunken Stepfather
And I’m guessing that Kristen Bell chose to wear that tacky garment bag dress on a Sunday, because she was obviously high as hell when she did – Celebitchy
Here’s more pics of the new Bond director for everyone to cream over – Pajiba
Err, shouldn’t it be that Jessica Chastain is busting out like cherries? – Popoholic
I think Bert & Ernie went rogue on Sesame Street and officially came out with this song – SOW
Heidi Klum isn’t engaged to that Tokio Hotel dude yet – Just Jared
While saying slavery was a choice and expressing the desire to bone your wife’s sisters might be A-OK in Kanye West’s book, other dudes talking about boning his wife ain’t Kosher at all! In what appears to be an audition to be America’s Next Top Vlogger, Kanye goes off on the guys who talk about having sex or implying they sex with Kim Kardashian. While that could honestly be a Declaration of Independence-length list of names, he particularly called out Nick Cannon, Drake, and Tyson Beckford.
If I was walking down the street and suddenly got hit by a car driven by Ashton Kutcher, I would pull out my wallet and ask: “So how many dollars do you stuff in here before I agree not to call a lawyer?” But when Ashton Kutcher recently hit a man on a scooter, it ended with a photo posted to Instagram.