Page Six says that Tom Hiddleston got more than applause during a showing of the Broadway play Betrayal which he is currently starring in. In fact one woman was just so moved by the performance or by Tom’s presence in general that she just couldn’t control herself and just had to slap her coochie right there in the theatre with everyone around her. Girl, you are a freak and that’s also illegal–just saying.
I’m starting to think that some celebrity gossip editor found a magic lamp at an antique store, and wished for three random Hollywood couples to spice up this month’s dating news. First there was Zooey Deschanel and a Property Brother, then the possibility of Jon Hamm and Lindsay Shookus. And now, according to The Sun, Adrien Brody is dating Harvey Weinstein’s ex-wife Georgina Chapman.
Even though she only met him a handful of times, Sinead O’Connor and Prince will forever be intertwined thanks to Nothing Compares 2 U, the Prince penned song that made her famous. In 2014, Sinead told Esquire Magazine that one of the few times she met Prince, he tried to whoop her ass. Apparently, he “summoned” her in order to lecture her about her potty mouth, and things escalated after she told him to fuck off. Yesterday, Sinead repeated the story to Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain, adding that there were other women too, who had first hand experience with Prince’s petite fists of fury. How fucking dare she*!
*Talk to Piers Morgan
ABC News has some sad news in the Fuck Cancer-front. Beloved television host of Jeopardy! and occasional straight up fucking SAVAGE, Alex Trebek, has let us know that he is sadly going to be doing more chemotherapy after just recently still being in remission for stage 4 pancreatic cancer. It seems that his numbers are “sky high,” so Alex is going to be doing more rounds of treatment.
As expected, Sean Spicer showed us last night on Dancing For Attention And A Check that being a good/angry liar does not translate into being a good/happy dancer. The costume designer is doing the devil’s work (or is it the lord’s work?), because they made Sean look like a manic bullfighter from HELL who put on a bootleg Seinfeld pirate shirt before getting pissed on by Slimer.
Luckily Sean didn’t stop embarrassing himself with just the costume, he also danced. You know Tom Bergeron was giving his best “told you so” look. And even Karamo Brown is pulling an “I don’t know her“ after this mess of a performance.
Wendy Williams has had one HELL of a year involving a breakup with her husband because of a side-chick baby, a relapse and a stay in a sober house, and the tabloids following all of it. During all the shenanigans, there were rumors that she was going to lose her talk show. But well, nothing attracts viewers like messy headlines, and so the people at Fox and Debmar-Mercury are sticking by Wendy and are bringing her back for at least two more years of messiness! And Wendy decided to celebrate this renewal by starting a new feud with Christie Brinkley, because why not?