Yesterday we learned the devastating news that Demi Lovato called off her engagement to her actor fiancé of about 2.6 seconds, Max Ehrich. This development happened after Max had been exposed online as a former (and who knows, maybe current???) obsessive fan of Demi’s current acquaintance Selena Gomez. “Devastating” might sound like an over-exaggeration in this case. But it might be devastating to Max that he’s no longer engaged to Demi Lovato. Because according to some sources, Max might have been more in love with the relevancy boost he got from being with Demi.
Well, here’s one way to prove that you’re a piece of trash. Tory Lanez has released his new album Daystar (more like Dirtstar) and on it, he raps about the allegations that he shot Megan Thee Stallion. Megan named Tory as her shooter and the LAPD are investigating. But Tory is now telling his side of the story and he’s cashing in while doing so.
Being one of the last bastions of true glamour we have left in this ugly world, Mariah Carey makes it easy for us to forget that she’s a regular-ass human being with both regular-ass, and extraordinary-ass, problems. In my mind’s eye, Mariah emerged from a glittery cocoon in the year 1990 with a halo of curls and butterfly wings, belting a siren song punctuated with a high C7 whistle note. It’s a sweet, sweet fantasy that Mariah has helped to cultivate but in her upcoming memoir, The Meaning of Mariah Carey, she delves into some of the harsh realities of her early life. As reported by Hot New Hip Hop, in her book, Mariah writes about how, at 12, her estranged sister, Alison Carey, pumped her full of drugs and tried to sell her out to a pimp. And to think anyone ever begrudged Mariah a marabou feather housecoat or a haughty affectation. She earned that shit, fair and square.
At the end of 2017, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kyle Richards‘ house was robbed of nearly $1 million of stuff including lots of precious jewelry. Kyle, her husband, Mauricio Umansky, and their daughters were on vacation in Aspen at the time. Well, flash-forward to late last year when Kyle saw one of her stolen rings on the finger of a Santa Monica fortune teller that Diane Keaton posted about on Instagram. If only Kyle made nice with THEE Allison DuBois, Allison would’ve looked into the future and told Kylie that her snatched ring was going to end up on the finger of a fellow future-teller!
Well here’s something I wasn’t anticipating would happen during the pandemic. Apparently a bunch of Chanels have gotten pregnant or given birth to baby boys during the COVID-19 quarantine. Except this is the first that has come as a total surprise. Not only did Billie Lourd get engaged during quarantine, but she also got pregnant, and gave birth to the baby who no one knew she was pregnant with.
Vin Diesel’s new bop Feel Like I Do!
Over seven years ago, we were all swooned over by the haunting sound of Vin Diesel’s gentle nightingale voice as he serenaded us with the definitive version of Rihanna’s song Stay. From 2013 until now, Rihanna has only released one album. Coincidence? I think not! RiRi was left so shook by Vin Diesel outdoing her that it has kept her away from the music industry. Well, Navy, you’re going to have to wait another million years for RiRi’s next album, because she’s going to stay away now that her biggest pop rival Vin Diesel has crooned again. On today’s episode of The Kelly Clarkson Show, Vin’s latest contribution to the music world, Feel Like I Do, was played, and her audience all lazily sat-danced and head-bopped to it in front of their webcams. It’s the most bizarre and disturbing Black Mirror episode yet.