Maddox Jolie-Pitt Reportedly Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With Dad Brad Pitt

/ August 21, 2019

Kids, they’re such ingrates! You ALLEGEDLY crash one little fuel truck and all of a sudden you’re the bad guy. Us Weekly is reporting that Maddox Jolie-Pitt (now 18) and his pops, William Bradley Pitt, are estranged-er than a motherfucker. To the point where “Maddox doesn’t really see himself as Brad’s son”, according to a source, one who possibly has long, lustrous hair, smells of the jungle after a cooling rain, and has Us Weekly on speed dial.

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Some Popeyes Locations Have Run Out Of Chicken Sandwiches And It’s Causing Nationwide Panic!

/ August 21, 2019

The chicken sandwich wars RAGES ON, but Popeyes’ mission for chicken sandwich domination may have hit a wall, because some customers aren’t able to get their mouths around that brick of deep fried carb goodness. I’m not sure Amber Alerts can be released for a chicken sandwich, but it looks like we are very close to trying. I mean, we’ve already had people calling 911 for the very serious crime of Taco Bell running out of tacos.

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Thankfully, There’s No Roger Ailes In The Teaser Trailer For “Bombshell”

/ August 21, 2019

The teaser trailer for the other Roger Ailes movie dropped today, and this is the one where John Lithgow slips into creep mode to play Roger during the 2016 Fox News sexual assault scandal. So for those that saw the word Bombshell and thought that Julia Houston finally got her Marilyn Monroe musical made, I’m sorry to get your hopes up.

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Liam Hemsworth Officially Filed For Divorce From Miley Cyrus

/ August 21, 2019

Liam Hemsworth did it. Despite their families not wanting them to legally call it quits on their marriage, Liam seems to want to officially be done with Miley Cyrus. After announcing their break up, Miley had a hot and heavy lesbian time in Italy with Kaitlynn Carter, her apparently new girlfriend? FWB? Lesbian lover? No label? Whatever it is, she and Kaitlynn are still kicking it now that they’re back in America and I guess it all just became too much for Liam, seeing his still-legally-wife making out with someone else. So now he’s gone ahead and legally moved forward with the divorce. Time for the break-up album, Miley! Get those heartstrings ready to be pulled.

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The Cast Of The 28th Season Of “Dancing With The Stars” Has Been Revealed

/ August 21, 2019

We’re less than a month away from the 28th season of Dancing with the Stars, the show you watch when you remember it’s fall and The Bachelorette isn’t on anymore. Actually, speaking of The Bachelorette, fans of Hannah Brown will be pleased to know she’ll be bringing her patent-pending brand of primetime network drama back to television, because she scored a spot in the cast. And can you believe that she’s actually one of the lesser stars involved? Where did ABC suddenly get the budget? Someone flag the IRS, ABC is clearly cheating their taxes.

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“Bond 25” Officially Has A Title

/ August 21, 2019

The latest development in the Bond 25 saga, unfortunately, doesn’t involve anything as exciting as toilet cams, explosions, broken bones, Grace Jones’ spittle or Rami Malek being a weirdo. In fact, it’s kind of a snoozefest of a development. The official title (and release date) has been announced and it’s not Shatterhand as had been previously reported. Bond 25 will be titled No Time To Die, which harkens back to some of the classic titles of yore like Live and Let Die, Die Another Day, Tomorrow Never Dies, Die Like Your Life Depends on It, Die Becomes Her, and Don’t Die, Dry Your Eye (that’s the one where Slick Rick sang the theme song).

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