Category: Cute Animals
Open Post: Hosted By The Seven Persian Cats With A Six-Figure Inheritance
Attention fancy cat lovers of Florida! 7 Persian kitties are up for adoption at the Humane Society of Tampa Bay. I know what you’re thinking… you want one, but you’re hesitant because purebred pussy’s pricey. The vet bills, the grooming, and the costly breed-specific food. I get it; I owned a Persian. She was an XXPEN$IVE princess! But these cats are unique because they come with a built-in fortune. WFLA reports that their late owner, Nancy Sauer, left them a $300,000 inheritance when she passed away last November. That’s almost $43,000 per puss! Sigh. Yet another reason to be jealous of cats.
Open Post: Hosted By JaBent, The Kitty Who Discovered Heating Pads
Pet Helpful reports that a Canadian woman named Lauren recently purchased a heating pad to help soothe her monthly cramps. Unfortunately for poor, sore Lauren, it was immediately stolen when she turned the pad on. The culprit goes by JaBent (birth name: Bentley). He’s white with yellow-green eyes, stands at 9.5 inches, and weighs approximately 10 pounds. JaBent is Lauren’s kitty, and he doesn’t give one single solitary fuck that his mother is suffering from agonizing abdominal pain. All he cares about it is the heating pad. HEATING PAD IS MOTHER NOW.
Open Post: Hosted By The Puppies of Puppy Bowl XIX
If big dudes chasing a ball in matching outfits or even a Rihanna headlined halftime show don’t do it for you, this weekend might be a bust. However, if you’re a fan of puppies, have I got some fantastic news. Hot on the heels of Super Bowl LVII is this year’s Puppy Bowl! It’s almost time to watch a group of dogs run around a miniature football field and do adorable things all in the name of pet adoption!
Open Post: Hosted By Anna, The Bra-Obsessed Cat
Scary news out of California: there’s a cat burglar on the loose! The fugitive, a grey British shorthair, goes by the name Anna. Anna’s modus operandi is stealing all the bras. But Anna doesn’t see it as theft. She sees it as… re-gifting. She takes the bras from her humans’ bedrooms, and delivers it to them in other parts of the house. “Here, put this on. Your tits are down to your knees.”
Open Post: Hosted By Frederic The Extremely Particular Kitty
BoingBoing reports that German cat photographer Nils Jacobi, aka @furryfritz, shared a disturbing TikTok of his ginger kitty, Frederic. In the video, poor Frederic stands in front of a bowl filled with tuna and looks up at his father expectantly as if to say, “Are you fuckin’ kidding me?” Sure, his bowl is full, but the tuna isn’t positioned properly! He can only eat it if it’s piled high! After eight truly excruciating seconds, neglectful Nils finally takes the hint, and fashions Frederic’s food into a pile with a spoon. Frederic immediately digs in, but he hasn’t forgotten his father’s failings. Especially after Nils added the shady caption: “Tell me your cat is spoiled without telling me your cat is spoiled.” Spoiled?! These are basic feline rights! Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Larry The Downing Street Cat Chasing Away A Fox
Everything may be going err… less than optimally in the UK, but there’s one inhabitant of Downing Street who has everything under control: Larry the Cat! The famous feline of Number 10 was seen guarding his grounds by chasing off a fox twice his size. Of course, Larry has his shit on lockdown. Someone needs to put him on the ballot for Prime Minster in the next general election. PM Larry would solve the world’s problems!