Category: Cute Animals

Open Post: Hosted By Anna, The Bra-Obsessed Cat

December 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Scary news out of California: there’s a cat burglar on the loose! The fugitive, a grey British shorthair, goes by the name Anna. Anna’s modus operandi is stealing all the bras. But Anna doesn’t see it as theft. She sees it as… re-gifting. She takes the bras from her humans’ bedrooms, and delivers it to them in other parts of the house. “Here, put this on. Your tits are down to your knees.”

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Open Post: Hosted By Frederic The Extremely Particular Kitty

November 30, 2022 / Posted by:

BoingBoing reports that German cat photographer Nils Jacobi, aka @furryfritz, shared a disturbing TikTok of his ginger kitty, Frederic. In the video, poor Frederic stands in front of a bowl filled with tuna and looks up at his father expectantly as if to say, “Are you fuckin’ kidding me?” Sure, his bowl is full, but the tuna isn’t positioned properly! He can only eat it if it’s piled high! After eight truly excruciating seconds, neglectful Nils finally takes the hint, and fashions Frederic’s food into a pile with a spoon. Frederic immediately digs in, but he hasn’t forgotten his father’s failings. Especially after Nils added the shady caption: “Tell me your cat is spoiled without telling me your cat is spoiled.” Spoiled?! These are basic feline rights! Continue reading


Open Post: Hosted By Larry The Downing Street Cat Chasing Away A Fox

October 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Everything may be going err… less than optimally in the UK, but there’s one inhabitant of Downing Street who has everything under control: Larry the Cat! The famous feline of Number 10 was seen guarding his grounds by chasing off a fox twice his size. Of course, Larry has his shit on lockdown. Someone needs to put him on the ballot for Prime Minster in the next general election. PM Larry would solve the world’s problems!

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Open Post: Hosted By Rory The French Bulldog Who Loves Henry Cavill

October 9, 2022 / Posted by:

For those of you who think animals aren’t people, may I present to you a dog that is a full-fledged stan! Meet Rory the French bulldog. She’s a posh pup who loves wet food, a good rub, and Superman actor Henry Cavill. You thought a man’s ability to worship someone famous they don’t know was special, but it turns out that canines can too be obsessed with pretty celebrities!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Said She Went To Sleep With Her Window Open And Woke Up With A Cat In Her Bed

September 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Yahoo reports that, a few nights ago, TikTok user @tbone319 claimed she fell asleep with her window open. The next morning, she woke up with a surprise cat on her chest. Her name is Callie, she’s a calico, and @tbone319 says she doesn’t belong to her. Bitch just saw an open window and thought, “Yeah. That’s my new home.” Hey, better than a serial killer!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Brought His Human Her Comfort Teddy

September 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Anyone who gets the sads tends to have a ritual for feeling a little bit better. Maybe it’s taking a nap, eating a hearty, healthy meal (read: a family-size bag of Cheetos), or watching a full season of any TLC reality show to remind yourself that your life isn’t actually a trainwreck. If those options don’t work for you, then may I suggest an emotionally intelligent dog buddy? Yep, some animals support their humans during the tough times instead of licking their own butts (cut to me giving the side eye to my sister’s cat)!

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