Henry Cavill Will Not Be Returning As Superman After All And Fans Of “The Witcher” Are Pissed
Back in October, Henry Cavill announced he would not be returning for a fourth season of The Witcher on Netflix and that Liam Helmsworth would replace him as European magical hunk in tights, Geralt of RiviaI. Fans of European magical hunks in tights were, understandably, disappointed. However, fans of American magical hunks in tights were elated because his departure from The Witcher coincided with the news that Henry was set to reprise his role as Superman in a sequel of 2013’s Man of Steel. But that’s not gonna happen. And now, fans of European magical hunks in tights are piiiiiiiiiiiiised.
Paps Catch Amy Robach And T.J. Holmes Walking Arm-In-Arm In New York
Since their alleged extra-marital affair was exposed over two weeks ago, Good Morning America anchors Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes have been the talk of the town (aka Planet Earth). Initial reports suggested that Amy and T.J. weren’t ashamed of their romance, but after gossip came out about T.J. having a separate pre-Amy affair with a married GMA producer, both hosts were taken off the air. Immediately after that, we learned about a third T.J. work affair (dude, cheat at the gym like a normal person). Since then, ABC News has been conducting an internal investigation into the Amy-T.J. scandal, and neither host will return to air until it is completed. About a week ago, paps were following Amy while she was walking her dog in New York City, and she told them, “You guys really need to get a life, I’m sorry. It’s kind of over now.” What’s over? Her relationship with T.J.? Or the scandal itself? Unclear.
A couple of days ago, a source told The Daily Mail that Amy and T.J. were keeping their distance from each other so they won’t “jeopardize their futures with the network any more than they already have.” But yesterday, an insider told E! News that the cheaters “are still very much together.” Then, this afternoon, the Daily Mail caught Amy and T.J. walking arm-and-arm and dining together in NYC. Suck it, prudes!
Meghann Fahy And Leo Woodall Of “The White Lotus” Might Be Dating
There will be spoilers right from the gate here. Meghann Fahy gave us so much in the most recent season of The White Lotus: a perfectly nuanced performance as the rich, glamorous Daphne, who knows about her husband’s side-cake and enjoys her trainer slice too; a perfect bookend as we discover that the body she found in the first episode ended up being Jennifer Coolidge’s Tanya in the last episode; and the shocking revelation that there’s actually a 17th way to spell the name “Meghann.” Even though The White Lotus has been renewed for a third season, no one knows if any of the previous members of the cast will pull up to the dock of a different White Lotus Resort in the next scandalous season. But, Instagram Detective Latoyas have noticed that Meghann and Leo Woodall, who played Jack, may now be doing each other in real life. However, they were pretty much the only two characters to not do each other in Sicily.
Open Post: Hosted By Ariana Grande Asking Jennifer Coolidge About The “Best Dick” She Got From Playing Stifler’s Mom
Career-wise, Jennifer Coolidge has had a really great couple of years, thanks to The White Lotus. I cannot say the same about her personal life because I do not know her personally. But guess who does? Jennifer’s super-fan Ariana Grande. Ariana’s so Coolidge-obsessed that she cast Jennifer in the video for her 2019 hit thank u, next and pulled off a pretty impressive impression of her Best in Show character this past Halloween. Now Ariana has interviewed Jennifer for Entertainment Weekly’s 2022 Entertainers of the Year issue, and she didn’t shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions. For example: “Do you remember the best dick you got from playing Stifler’s mom?” Oh, sweetie, you never forget the best dick (shout out to the Newfie lawyer I met after an Arcade Fire concert in 2014). Continue reading
Megan Thee Stallion’s Former Friend Pleaded The Fifth At Tory Lanez’s Trial And Recanted Previous Statements She’d Made About The Shooting
As Dominique so rightly pointed out yesterday, what should have been a post-WAP victory lap of a Hot Girl Summer for Megan Thee Stallion, was transformed into a waking nightmare when “Canadian rapper” Tory Lanez allegedly shot her in the foot for reasons only very small men with severe prescription strength mouthwash-resistant halitosis and over-inflated egos masking a deep yet entirely justified sense of self-hatred and inferiority, can understand. So on Tuesday, instead of spending the day doing whatever it is that bad bitches like Megan do in the weeks before Christmas (buying thoughtful yet lavish thank you gifts for their assistants, I presume), she spent the day testifying in court about the worst day of her life. And yesterday, the hits kept coming when Megan’s former friend and assistant, Kelsey Harris, who was in the car with Megan the night she was shot and was allegedly offered a bribe to keep quiet about what happened, spent the day pleading the fifth and, in her words, “zoning out” on the stand, instead of helping Megan pick out really nice thank you gifts for the team. All because some crusty dude named Daystar Peterson rightfully hates himself. What a fucking shame.
Sarah Michelle Gellar Describes Working On An “Extremely Toxic Male Set”
Earlier this year, more allegations came out about Buffy The Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon being a boss with the social graces of a rabid squirrel. And as charming as that may seem, it doesn’t work on set when you’re primarily being mean to the women who don’t want to fuck you. Poor little rich man. Former stars of the show, like Charisma Carpenter and Danny Strong, have already mentioned him as being a tyrant toward some of the actors. However, the star of the show Sarah Michelle Gellar has only offered support and never spoken out directly. UNTIL NOW! But then again, not really.