Shakira’s Ex, Gerard Piqué, Has Gone Instagram Official With His Girlfriend Clara Chia Marti
Retired 35-year-old footballer, Gerard Piqué, has been publicly dating his one-time side piece, 23-year-old PR-type Clara Chia, since a few weeks after he and 47-year-old Shakira broke up. They announced their breakup in June 2022 after having been together 12 years, and then in August, Gerard was seen making out with Clara at a concert in Spain. And a few weeks after that, Clara went with him to a wedding in Catalonia. Well, now he’s taking her to Instagram, as the couple has gone social media official, and the comments section is open!–albeit mostly in Spanish.
Julia Fox Gave A Tour Of Her “Underwhelming” NYC Apartment With A “Small Mouse Problem”
When Julia Fox isn’t playing Captain Save-A-Ho to Kim Kardashian by accepting hotel rooms full of designer clothes from Kanye West or being gifted Chanel bags on a private jet by Drake, she’s just a humble New Yorker fighting against overindulgence by keeping it real! Julia took to TikTok yesterday to give a tour of the seemingly normal apartment she shares with her toddler son and “one” mouse (girl, there’s never just one).
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Selfie Bear!
Deep in the locker room of the Scientology Celebrity Centre’s bathhouse, John Travolta is probably steaming the mirror up with self-proclaimed devastating poses as he snaps away on his iPhone. So nobody tell Travolta that he’s been shown up in the selfie bear department because out there is a bear who has gotten a little shine in the viral spotlight thanks to some Glamour Shots posing. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s – actually, no, she was definitely born with it and born to do it!
Birthday Sluts
Joseph Quinn (29)
Cameron Bright (30)
Sasha Banks (31)
Colton Underwood (31)
Manti Te’o (32)
Christopher Massey (33)
Emily Hughes (34)
Layla Kayleigh (39)
Colin O’Donoghue (42)
Sara Rue (44)
Gilles Marini (47)
Kirk Franklin (53)
Paul Johansson (59)
Wayne Gretzky (62)
*The internet has different dates for Angelyne’s birthday but she says it’s today.
Pic: Ian Dickson/Redferns
Ellen DeGeneres (65)
Lucinda Williams (70)
Mimi Leder (71)
Angelyne (73)*
David Strathairn (74)
Christopher Hampton (77)
Angela Davis (79)
Denise Rich (79)
Scott Glenn (84)
Bob Uecker (89)
Eddie Van Halen (1955-2020)
Gene Siskel (1946-1999)
Paul Newman (1925-2009)
Maria von Trapp (1905-1987)
Night Crumbs
In news that may make your lungs collapse from letting out the gasp of all gasps, it turns out that Andrea Riseborough’s surprise Best Actress Oscar nomination for a movie nobody has seen called To Leslie was the work of a strategic PR campaign. To Leslie’s director, Michael Morris, is married to actress Mary McCormack who worked with big PR firms to email her famous friends and ask them to push the movie and Andrea’s performance in social media posts and elsewhere. Many did just that. Oh, how I miss the olden days when actors thirsty for OSCUH did the hustling themselves. Like the iconic “consider” ads of pure sexy opulence that Melissa Leo took out in the trades to get an Oscar for her performance in 2010’s The Fighter. And she got that Oscar. Please take note from a real awards season PR master, Andrea. – Variety
Whoever says crime doesn’t pay needs to read how the SoHo Scammer (aka Anna Delvey aka Anna Sorokin) will star in a dinner party talk show where she’ll interview celebrities from her NYC apartment while under house arrest. And I’m sure that show will be followed by Travel the World with Elizabeth Holmes (But Only To Countries With No Extradition Treaty) and a reboot of Dr. Oz co-hosted by Martin Shkreli – Uproxx
Lauren Sanchez Talks About Being “Devastated” Over Losing A Gig On “The View,” Jeff Bezos’ Pancakes, And Having To Be More Private Now
What’s it like to be the World’s Most Glamorous Woman on the arm of the World’s Baldest Billionaire? Well, nobody is really sure because MacKenzie Scott refuses to do interviews about her ex-husband Jeff Bezos. But Jeff’s new lady friend Lauren Sanchez did! And while she may not be quite as glamorous as Mac, Jeff’s “goofy” ass (Lauren’s word, not mine, but also mine) is lucky to have her. Billions of dollars won’t buy you love, but it can buy you a former working girl (in this case, a former Extra correspondent) with a head for business and a bod for sin. According to Lauren’s alma mater, Extra, in her “first solo interview!,” she told The Wall Street Journal (so much for that inside scoop, Extra. How are you gonna keep ‘em on the farm when they’ve seen the inside of Jeff’s Bezos’ space dick?) that losing out on her “dream job” as one of the hosts of The View in 1999, was “one of the most devastating days of [her] life.” But if you think Lauren is still wallowing in pity and regret 23 years later, then you don’t know Lauren at all.
