Open Post: Hosted By Glamour Personified As Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Take Mumbai

January 16, 2020 / Posted by:

If you think being a billionaire is all glamour and glitz, then you’re goddamn right. With a billion dollars, almost anything is possible. Fancy cars, of course. Private jets, absolutely. The world’s classiest, most enchanting, exquisitely refined, and yes, most glamorous woman in the world on your arm? Only if you’re Jeff Bezos, suckers! Sure, it’ll cost you roughly $70 billion and your dignity. That, my friends, is the price of perfection.

Jeff and his lady love Lauren Sanchez, the woman he risked it all for, recently enjoyed a night on the town in Mumbai, India. According to The Daily Mail, Jeff is in India doing some important billionaire business in the face of “furious protests on Wednesday by street traders who claim the e-commerce giant is destroying their livelihoods.” What’s a billionaire to do though, other than make the most out of a dicey situation? Last night, Jeff and Lauren attended a party where they “rubbed shoulders with some of India’s biggest Bollywood stars.” Quite fitting as they were both dressed as if they were appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Which is silly because despite Jeff’s best high-end Las Vegas pit boss jacket, there was obviously only ONE star shining that night.

I think it’s safe to say, that even without his billions, Jeff Bezos would still be the richest man in the world.

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