Hot Slut Of The Day!
Selfie Bear!
Deep in the locker room of the Scientology Celebrity Centre’s bathhouse, John Travolta is probably steaming the mirror up with self-proclaimed devastating poses as he snaps away on his iPhone. So nobody tell Travolta that he’s been shown up in the selfie bear department because out there is a bear who has gotten a little shine in the viral spotlight thanks to some Glamour Shots posing. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s – actually, no, she was definitely born with it and born to do it!
CBS News says that Boulder, Colorado’s Open Space and Mountain Parks agency, has set up nine cameras across 46,000 acres of public space to monitor wildlife and learn more about the wild creatures living there. A few days ago, they tweeted that one of their cameras produced the kind of photo shoot that’d make people say, “American Vogue is BACK!” if Anna Wintour dared to publish it. The black bear was summoned to the camera like a flawless supermodel moth to a Kodak flame that takes 25 pics per minute. Boulder OSMP posted just a sliver of the photo shoot from the bear, who is obviously the reincarnation of Gia Carangi! I’m guessing that they’re saving the other 396 photos for a fashion coffee table book that will sweep the fashion coffee table book game! Behold, a bitch who knows their angles. When RuPaul declared WERK, this is what she was talking about:
Recently, a bear discovered a wildlife camera that we use to monitor wildlife across #Boulder open space. Of the 580 photos captured, about 400 were bear selfies.🤣 Read more about we use wildlife cameras to observe sensitive wildlife habitats. https://t.co/1hmLB3MHlU pic.twitter.com/714BELWK6c
— Boulder OSMP (@boulderosmp) January 23, 2023
Christian Nunes, a wildlife ecologist with OSMP, explained why they set up cameras:
“Sometimes we put cameras in locations where we think we’ll encounter enigmatic fauna like American beavers or black bears. We are fortunate to live in an area with a rich diversity of wildlife species, and these cameras help us to learn what animals are really out there, and what they are up to over the course of a day, a week, or even years.”
That’s a lot of words to say, “To capture natural beauty and charisma like THIS!” And yes, this bear is a better model than most of the models out there, and they’re no nepo baby (cut to us finding out that Yogi Bear is this bear’s great uncle), but the bear made one amateur mistake. The bear didn’t tell us where we can follow them. Drop your InstaHoneyGram, Cindy BearClawford!
Pics: Twitter