Julia Fox Gave A Tour Of Her “Underwhelming” NYC Apartment With A “Small Mouse Problem”
When Julia Fox isn’t playing Captain Save-A-Ho to Kim Kardashian by accepting hotel rooms full of designer clothes from Kanye West or being gifted Chanel bags on a private jet by Drake, she’s just a humble New Yorker fighting against overindulgence by keeping it real! Julia took to TikTok yesterday to give a tour of the seemingly normal apartment she shares with her toddler son and “one” mouse (girl, there’s never just one).
According to People, yesterday, Julia guided her bevy of followers on a three-minute tour around Casa de UNCAH JAMS, which by NYC apartment standards looks pretty roomy, actually.
“Come with me on a very underwhelming apartment tour! also to clarify I have only ONE mouse and he’s cute 🥰,” she wrote in the caption.
“I never thought in a million years that I would do this, but I do believe in maximum transparency. And so I’m going to give you guys an apartment tour,” Fox says in the beginning of the video.
She says maybe others could feel better about themselves by laying their eyes upon the simple space, complete with dead plants, an unmade bed, and mouse friends who come out at night to clean up crumbs. Julia went on to show off her living-room-turned-bedroom, her 2-year-old son Valentino’s playroom, her humble commode, a very long hallway, her messy kitchen, and then her son’s room (which is actually cute, but she says he wants nothing to do with it. Typical toddler).
“Don’t judge me…I know it’s really messy,” she quips, noting that she also has shoe boxes in the kitchen, which is “very common for New Yorkers.”
The model then shows off her son’s room, which she says she “put the most effort” in decorating, as it has a white loft bed, train set across the floor and a bookshelf on the side of the room with various stuffed animals spread out.
And when panning to her son’s room, she says that they’re co-sleepers and doesn’t care if she’s dragged for it. via Page Six:
“He only wants to be in mama’s room,” Fox, 32, explained in the video, after panning over to the little one’s own bedroom.
“He, like, doesn’t even sleep in there. He sleeps in bed with me. Yeah, we’re co-sleepers. Sue me, I don’t care.”
Here’s the tour, with a way too close-up narration from Julia and her no-brows. Many in the comments lauded Julia’s relatability (I’m guessing in this one area ONLY):
Come with me on a very underwhelming apartment tour! also to clarify I have only ONE mouse and he’s cute 🥰
Julia’s reasoning for the tour? Excessive displays of wealth make her feel icky! Well then, obviously that was the only reason the Kanye and Drake things didn’t work out. I’m sure the ick feeling has nothing to do with the exorbitant amounts of eyeliner and latex seeping into her bloodstream.
“Personally, I just don’t like excessive displays of wealth,” she says in the video. “They make me feel icky, especially people who have really big houses. It’s just wasteful when there’s so many homeless people in this country, and I just am not really like that.”
Andy Cohen’s boner for prospective housewives just went from midnight to six after laying his thirsty eyes on that sensible pad! I saw no closet for all of her wacky fashions, but I guess low-rise pants and faux foliage, don’t take up tons of space. A good attempt, Julia, but Redman did it first and did it better on MTV Cribs–kitchen shoeboxes included!