Mossimo Giannulli Has Reinvented His Look For Prison

November 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Mossimo Giannulli is just days away from checking into prison to serve out his five-month sentence for his role in the college admission scandal, which involved bribery, scheming, and intimidating high school guidance counselors like a Target-rich Tony Soprano. It was rumored that Mossimo and his wife Lori Loughlin were terrified of prison, and were doing everything they could do prepare. For example, Lori reportedly wanted to jack up her immune system so she didn’t get sick on the inside. TMZ has posted some recent pictures of Mossimo, and it looks like his plan might have been simply to just look as jacked as possible.

Before all this college-bribing and row team-faking was brought to light, I honestly could not have told you what Mossimo looked like. But since he was arrested, we’ve seen a whole lot more of Mossimo, and I would say he looks like the star of a Hallmark Channel movie about Santa’s recently widowed attorney, Christopher T. Tinsel, Esq. Well, now he looks less like that, and more like Santa’s brother Risky Claus, who just got sent to the North Pole Correctional Institute for black market reindeer trading.

Lori is currently in prison and will be released on Christmas Day. TMZ says that Mossimo was seen in Beverly Hills yesterday, just three days before he’s scheduled to report to prison on November 19th (he will be serving his time at the low-security FCI Lompoc, in Lompoc, California). No word on what else he’s done to get prison ready. My guess is he’s been lifting weights. Maybe practicing his prison lingo. None of us should be surprised to see AUNT BCKY tattooed on his knuckles, courtesy of a Bic pen stick-and-poke session.

Pic: Wenn.com

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