Category: Willow Smith
Open Post: Hosted By Jada Pinkett Smith’s Concern Over Willow Smith’s Past Weed Smoking
The latest episode of Red Table Talk dealt with the timely topic of coping with addiction during the coronavirus pandemic. Very relatable. This past month I’ve replaced water with red wine, red wine with tequila, and tequila with so, sooo much goat cheese. Jada Pinkett Smith, her mom Adrienne Banfield-Jones, and 19-year-old daughter Willow Smith discussed their family’s history of addiction. Jada has struggled with alcohol abuse, and Adrienne has been sober from heroin for thirty years. Then Jada brought up Willow recently quitting weed.
Will Smith Doesn’t Watch “Red Table Talk” Because It’s Too Much Information
No, I don’t want to know what’s going on in that pic.
Will Smith appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and spoke with Jimmy Kimmel all about Aladdin where he plays a demonic blue ghost The Genie. Since this is a celebrity interview promoting a film of course there was some casual banter about his family. Will Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, is basically the new Oprah Winfrey with her Red Table Talk show which gets to the root of many, many topics, so Jimmy asked about it. And Will let it be known that he can’t watch it. Yeah, Will FINALLY believes in TMI.
Jada Pinkett Smith Says She Was Once Addicted To Porn
Jada Pinkett Smith sat down with her mother, Adrienne Banfield-Jones, and daughter, Willow Smith, at that round red table which has gotten more secrets out of the world than anybody since Oprah Winfrey, and the three women had themselves a talk about porn. During the discussion, Jada, who once admitted she was a sex addict, said that she was also the Queen Of Porn–and had an “unhealthy relationship to porn” during a time in her life. Jada has dipped her toes in many ponds; truly she is knowledgable on everything!!
Willow Smith Learned About Sex By Walking In On Her Parents
Jada Pinkett Smith is still pimping out her new Facebook Watch show Red Table Talk. That’s how we heard about the secret 17-year feud she had with Gabrielle Union. The latest tidbit RTT teased is that Willow Smith once had the harrowing experience of walking in on her parents doing the Horizontal Tango. Only, since it’s Will Smith and Jada we’re talking about, it was probably some real unusual shit. Like the Secant Vector Shuffle with a Xenu twist. Whatever she saw, I’m sure it wasn’t covered in The Joy Of Sex.
FKA Twigs Must Be On The Same Shit As The Smith Kids
By “shit,” I of course mean IMMENSE KNOWLEDGE. And yes, “Immense Knowledge” is the name of their weed strain of choice.
FKA Twigs is a lot of things. She’s a singer, a songwriter, a dancer, an artiste and Robert Pattinson’s promised one. And after reading her interview with ES Magazine, I learned that she either took the same Scientology homeschool classes as Willow and Jaden Smith or all of their brains were cut from the same hemp cloth. Because FKA Twigs gets deep. FKA Twigs may look like Fievel’s sister from An American Tail, but when she stares out into the vast night, she doesn’t sing Somewhere Out There, she reads the stars.
It’s Time To Leave This Planet And Get Into The Otherworldly Minds Of Willow And Jaden Smith
If you were planning on spending the rest of your day skipping along higher planes of consciousness after doing shrooms laced with PCP, you’re in luck. You can save those PCP-kissed shrooms for another day, because a new Willow and Jaden Smith interview is out, and reading their words will make you feel like you’re slow dancing with L. Ron Hubbard to a P.M. Dawn song on the rings of Saturn. But just like shrooms laced with PCP, you may have to schedule in time to deal with the comedown.
Jaden is on Baz Luhrmann’s Netflix show The Get Down, and sure he could promote that, but instead, he and Willow promoted their *~thoughts~* on things. Pharrell Williams talked to the human form of a 90s ying and yang necklace for Interview Magazine, and just like their other interviews, it’s a PSA on what happens when you mix together two young minds, Scientology, not much parental guidance and a shit load of money.