Category: Cringe

Open Post: Hosted By Mark Zuckerberg’s Sister’s Crypto-Themed Version Of “We’re Not Gonna Take It”

March 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Sometimes a delightfully cute story goes viral and captures the imagination of a people. Like when a dog rescues a baby or a cat does a funny dance. Unfortunately, today’s story is neither delightful nor cute. It is has gone viral for exactly the opposite. Mark Zuckerberg’s sister Randi Zuckerberg took the 80s Twisted Sister hit We’re Not Gonna Take It and made a cringey music extolling the values of cryptocurrency. Girlboss meets a volatile investment strategy. Yeah!

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Open Post: Hosted By Zendaya, Kiernan Shipka, And Willow Smith’s Tribute To David Bowie

January 9, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s been almost six years since legendary artist David Bowie passed away. He would have turned 75 yesterday, and in honor of his birthday, W magazine posted an old video of Zendaya, Kiernan Shipka, and Willow Smith delivering up a version of his classic song Changes. There are some choices made in this video. W should ch-ch-ch-change whoever comes up with these ideas because this is a mess!

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Matthew Perry Got Got By A 19-Year-Old He Met On Raya Who Shared Their Video Chat On TikTok

May 7, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s a bad week to be a middle-aged celebrity horndog on Raya. First Ben Affleck got put on blast when a 32-year-old-woman who unmatched him shared a video of him pleading “why?!?”, and now Matthew Perry has been caught with his proverbial pants down by a 19-year-old TikToker named Kate Haralson who thought it would be “funny” to record and share a FaceTime video of her and Matthew chatting after she matched with him on Raya. At least the recipient of Ben’s attention had the relative maturity to poke fun at herself (or at least pretend that’s what she was doing). But unfortunately for Matthew, Kate is in possession of all the wisdom and maturity you’d expect from a 19-year-old TikToker. But before we go canceling Friends or something, please know that Matt didn’t do or say anything overtly sexual. He even joked about being older than her dad. Wait, what am I saying? Friends has already been canceled, like, before Kate was even born! Gross.

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Ben Affleck Sent A Woman A Video To Ask Her Why She Unmatched Him On Raya 

May 4, 2021 / Posted by:

Millions went to urgent care yesterday with a severe case of secondhand embarrassment after watching a sad video of Ben Affleck reaching new levels of desperate middle-aged man by asking a woman why she unmatched him on the dating app Raya. The woman is 32-year-old “influencer” and actress, Nivine Jay, and she shared the video of 48-year-old Ben shooting his sad shot with her TikTok followers. The video went viral and it’s even more embarrassing than his back tattoo.

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Open Post: Hosted By Mike Tyson Desperately Trying To Tear Off His Shirt

May 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Even Mike Tyson’s pigeon friends are cringing…

53-year-old Mike Tyso has reportedly pondered a comeback in boxing or another combat sport. Perhaps that “combat sport” is professional wrestling, because he was at All Elite Wrestling’s Dynamite Show in Jacksonville, Florida on Wednesday. Hey, everyone is joining wrestling these days! Mike was at the show for one of those “confrontations” with one of the actual fighters, Chris Jericho. Mike got all up in Chris’ face to menace him. If it was Mike’s strategy to make Chris fall over from laughter, it was a good one. Because Mike tried to bring the badassness by ripping off his shirt, but his shirt would not let him be great. This led to Mike shoving Chris (in a totally not staged moment) and then a brawl broke out.

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Offset Crashed Cardi B’s Concert Last Night In A Public Attempt To Win Her Back

December 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Last night, Offset took his public appeal to woo back his estranged wife Cardi B when he crashed her set, begging her on stage with flowers to take him back. It looks like he has upped his game, but -UGH- this guy. There were 7th grade couples at my school who had more exciting and less predictable make up/break up drama than these two. So how did Cardi react to Offset’s little reindeer games? Let’s just say she wasn’t quick to recreate their old finger banging antics on stage.

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