Lori Loughlin Was Reportedly “Weepy” On Her First Day Of Prison But Is Fine Now
When we last checked in with Current California Department of Corrections Inmate Lori Loughlin, she was reportedly shaking in her prison-issued sneakers. Lori was sentenced to two months in a minimum-security prison for her role in the College Admissions scandal. And at first, it was claimed that Lori Loughlin was an emotional wreck in prison, but because you care, I’m sure you’d like to know that she’s doing totally fine and has successfully adapted to prison life.
Lori has been serving her time at FCI Dublin in Northern California since October 30th and is scheduled to be released on Christmas Day. With all those sources talking about how Lori was “struggling” inside, I pictured Lori speed walking to the prison commissary to buy a stamp so she could mail a letter to her daughters, telling them that it’s their turn to cook up a law-breaking scheme to help her beat the system and sneak her out. People magazine’s source makes her sound a whole lot desperate than that.
“She was a little weepy on her first night there. But she pulled herself together quickly. Now she’s resolved to finish her sentence with her head held high.”
Lori might be doing okay because it sounds like the reality of prison wasn’t the prison experience she was perhaps expecting. Which is to say, her husband Mossimo Giannulli might want to dial down his Oz cosplay a bit, white-collar prison isn’t that bad.
“She has not had any specific problems. No one has tried any shit with her. No one is bullying her. The guards aren’t treating her any differently than other inmates.”
Hmmm…it’s almost like rich, famous white ladies enter and leave low-risk prison after several weeks with almost no real meaningful effect on their lives. Wild!
But you do have to wonder what the sudden change was. My guess is that Lori’s brain sensed she was having trouble, and it mentally dropped her into her happy place. Which is, of course, the set of Full House. For the next five or so weeks, she’ll answer only to Aunt Becky, address guards as Danny and Joey, and constantly wonder where Comet the Dog is. It could get weird for the other inmates, especially after hearing “You got it, dude” for the tenth time that day. But it’s only a few more weeks.
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