Category: The Kardashians
Kim Kardashian Asked A Doctor To Save Kris Jenner’s Bones During Hip Surgery So She Can Turn Them Into Jewelry
If you ever needed MORE proof that Kim Kardashian and the rest of her sisterly Koven practice the Dark Arts, look no further than her recent request on an episode of scripted soap opera The Kardashians. Apparently, the weight of pimping your daughters out for fame is finally catching up to their mother, Kris Jenner, and she had to have hip-replacement surgery. But instead of showering Kris with love and affection, Kim has decided she wants to take Kris’ bones and turn them into jewelry. However, this isn’t a strange request among the Koven since they talk about death all the time.
Kim Kardashian Had Sex With Pete Davidson In Front Of A Fireplace As A Tribute To Her Grandma
Most people who are lucky enough to still have living grandparents honor them by not spitting out the purse-linty Starlight Mint that they forced into your mouth or refraining from popping off so hard their pacemaker skips when they mention that they liked that Trump “wasn’t a politician.” But if you’re a celebrity whose entire life is built upon that time you fucked someone and made sure the world got to see it, you bond with your grandmother by casually chatting about the setting of your sexcapades. On the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu, Kim Kardashian and her grandmother, Mary Jo, “MJ” Shannon, had a jovial conversation about Kim and her most recent ex, Pete Davidson, banging fireside.
Khloe Kardashian Claims Tristan Thompson Knew He Got Another Woman Pregnant Before Agreeing To Have A Baby With Her Via Surrogate
I don’t understand why men continue procreating with any of the Kardashians, but it’s still happening with no foreseeable ending in sight. And the one everyone was rooting for at one time, Khloe Kardashian, kontinues her decline into the peaks and valleys of eternal baby mama madness with another kid she birthed via surrogate for dick dribbling baller-type Tristan Thompson. Their second child, a son, was born in July. And the baby makes his face debut in the trailer of the second season of Hulu’s The Kardashians.
Kourtney Kardashian Says That It’s Been A Year Since Her Son Has Had Fries
Now that Ray J’s been calling Kris Jenner to the carpet about the questionably legitimate lie detector test she took where she “cleared up” that she “wasn’t” behind his and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, it’s time for one of the Krew to step in to try to divert attention away from that hiKKup. Since Kris’s favorite trick pony, Kim, is fresh off of her shift looking like a “but make it fashion!” Aileen Wuornos while saying eye-rolly things about her law school experience and climate change in Interview Magazine, Kourtney Kardashian Barker took her turn grabbing the mic and in true “least interesting to look at” fashion, said something that was somehow both super uninteresting and obnoxious simultaneously. According to health-conscious Kourtney, her son Mason Disick has been wanting fries for a year, but she hasn’t allowed him to have them.
Pete Davidson Has Been In Trauma Therapy To Deal With Kanye West’s Online Attacks
It’s only been a few days since we found out that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are no longer bumping uglies, but I was naively optimistic that maybe we’d get a little break from “Kete” news. Surely there would have to be some kind of cooling-off period, right? Wrong. As it turns out, once you’ve been smiled upon by Kris Jenner, there’s no such thing as a break from being in the news. One of the enduring truths during Kim and Pete’s 9-month contract relationship was that Kim’s ex-husband, Kanye West, was not happy about Kim moving on with Pete, despite moving on himself with both Julia Fox and then Chaney Jones before running them off (most likely with his soggy turd of a personality). Throughout Kete’s relationship, Kanye acted the fool and talked shit on Pete (or “Skete” as he often referred to him) on Instagram, started a rumor that Pete has AIDS and that he’d get Kim hooked on drugs, said he was going to “beat Pete Davidson’s ass” in a song, and even made a music video where he decapitated a Claymation Pete. After Kim and Pete split, Kanye posted on Instagram and then deleted a fake New York Times announcement that said “Skete Davidson Dead at Age 28.” Pete seemed to handle it all pretty well publicly–laughing it off and even trying to make amends with Kanye; but it turns out that it must have been weighing on him behind the scenes since People reported that Pete has been receiving trauma therapy since April.
Kylie Jenner Denied That Her Cosmetics Lab Photoshoot Was Unsanitary
If Kylie Jenner getting called to the carpet for her aggravating and out-of-touch behavior is something that brings you subtle joy, the past month or so has been ripe for the pickin’. Her momager, Kris Jenner, stepped in to tell her to stop blowing through so much cash (even though Kylie claims to be a billionaire). The Earth and most of its residents stepped in to tell her to stop hopping onto her personal jet just to buy deodorant at the CVS down the block. Now, a cosmetic developer named Kevin James Bennett is accusing Kylie of putting clients of her brand, Kylie Cosmetics, in danger since she posted pics on Instagram where it looked like she had no idea what she was doing mixing up chemicals in a cosmetics lab without wearing gloves, a mask, or a hairnet. Kylie responded by saying that she wasn’t in a lab or manufacturing facility, it was her own personal experiment/content creation space, and “I would never endanger my clients, how DAHH you spread false information, Kevin?!” But, Kevin wasn’t having any of the KarJenner lie and spin machine and posted a receipt on Instagram featuring Selena Gomez showing that the space where Kylie was photographed was actually an Italian cosmetics lab.