Category: What The Hell

Open Post: Hosted By The New TikTok Trend Where People Drink A Grimace Shake From McDonald’s And Pretend To Pass Out

June 27, 2023 / Posted by:

For the past 83 years, McDonald‘s has been providing late-night drunken meals and early-morning bubblegut sandwiches for people who love questionable food. They also tend to introduce questionable drinks as well, including their purple passion project milkshake named after Barney’s long-lost dopey cousin Grimace, one of their OG mascots from back in the day. In celebration of his 52nd birthday, The Grimace Shake is the latest offering in McDonald’s arsenal of sweet treats, and it’s catching on with their consumers. But not because it’s the best thing that’s ever come out of the franchise (which is the equally questionable mystery meat sandwich known as the McRib). Mainly because the youth have found a way to spend their money on the shake just to waste it in a challenge where it appears they’ve died after drinking it.

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Nick Cannon Teased An Upcoming Game Show Where The Winner Gets To Have His Baby, But It’s Not Real… Yet

March 8, 2023 / Posted by:

Live-action sperm sprinkler Nick Cannon, known in special circles as The Coochie Commander, has an estimated net worth of $20 million. However, when you have as many children as he does, that money could easily dwindle down to about $20 within the next decade. So in an attempt to make sure he keeps the cash and the kids constantly coming in, Nick has announced he will be starring in a brand new game show where the woman who wins gets to have his baby. Now, wait! Before you begin thinking that the bar truly is in Hell, please know that this is part of an upcoming sketch show from mini mastermind of mockery Kevin Hart, who is leaping at the chance to make fun of Nick’s penchant for parenthood and punani.

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Open Post: Hosted By TikTok Bringing Back The “Shower Orange” Trend

March 1, 2023 / Posted by:

You wouldn’t slow-cook a roast beef in your laundry room, would you? Well, if you do, just know there are some folks who believe Bathroom Bites are the next big thing, as they are purposely peeling and eating oranges in the shower. And it has become one of the latest TikTok trends that show people will do anything as long as it leads to a viral moment.

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Kim Kardashian Asked A Doctor To Save Kris Jenner’s Bones During Hip Surgery So She Can Turn Them Into Jewelry

October 20, 2022 / Posted by:

If you ever needed MORE proof that Kim Kardashian and the rest of her sisterly Koven practice the Dark Arts, look no further than her recent request on an episode of scripted soap opera The Kardashians. Apparently, the weight of pimping your daughters out for fame is finally catching up to their mother, Kris Jenner, and she had to have hip-replacement surgery. But instead of showering Kris with love and affection, Kim has decided she wants to take Kris’ bones and turn them into jewelry. However, this isn’t a strange request among the Koven since they talk about death all the time.

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Open Post: Hosted By The 7-Eleven/Crocs Collaboration

September 21, 2022 / Posted by:

There is a certain subset of folks in the world who actually believe in the power of ugly and evil Crocs. So in keeping up with a good marketing gimmick, longstanding convenience store 7-Eleven has teamed up with Crocs to reveal a line of shoes that look like something from a wacky anime fever dream. In other words, it’s high fashion at its best.

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Open Post: Hosted By Models Working “Sex Tape” Looks During New York Fashion Week

September 12, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t claim to be the most fashion-forward person in the world, but what I do know is that there are certain designers out there creating some very horrible clothing and charging an arm and a leg for it. That is not the case with designer Joel Alvarez, founder of the Black Tape Project. Basically, Joel is a self-proclaimed pioneer of creating designs for his models with nothing but tape. Just ask Julia Fox, hitting up the Home Depot tape aisle for an elegant crotch cover IS very now. And during a New York Fashion Week show yesterday, Joel’s models paraded around the stage draped in pieces of tape that left very little to the imagination in a show that should have been titled Hardware Store…But Make It FASHION!

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