Okay, this might be it. The weirdest headline to come out of 2020, a year which isn’t even halfway over and is already busting the seams with tons of WTF energy. Hilary Duff, former star of Lizzie McGuire and…well, current star of Lizzie McGuire, has been dragged into an internet conspiracy in which some people believe that she’s involved with some kind of secret child sex trafficking situation.
Normally whenever I hear someone speak French my drawls hit the floor immediately because that language is sexy as hell. I never thought that hearing someone speak French would make me want to slap a muzzle upon their lips and say, “Shhhh!” But that day came quickly for me after seeing a very stupid YouTube prank gone all the way wrong.
In keeping up with his brand of absolute nonsensicalness, Kanye West apparently wants a white dude to portray him in his biopic that everybody definitely wants to see. And the white dude he wants to portray him is Danny McBride. And Danny is down to take on the role. ScarJo must be pissed!
It’s a sad state of affairs when people go around stealing toilets. I don’t care if it’s regular porcelain or, in this case, made out of 100% solid gold; it’s still a damn toilet. People do all kinds of nasty shit (literally) inside of them so you’d have to be a desperate bitch to run off with someone’s shitter. Especially one that was placed inside of a historic monument.
It’s been over a decade since the tragedy which claimed multiple members of Jennifer Hudson’s family, and after she had appeared to find real love with wrestler David Otunga, he body slammed all of her hopes and dreams by being a complete deadbeat. To make matters worse, their ongoing custody battle made both of them look like they were playing a nasty game of Tug-O-War with their son David Jr. as the rope. So naturally, JHud has resorted to all types of ways to make herself feel better. And one of her vices, diamond bracelets, is now being referred to as her “slavery scars” by none other than Jennifer herself.
Most people in their 70s are taking lengthy cruises, getting boozed up with their friends, or sitting at home watching TV all day with zero fucks to give. They figure, “Look, I’m chillin’ now. I ain’t doin’ SHIT!” I guess one woman in her 70s, Mangayamma Yaramati of Andhra Pradesh in India, didn’t get that memo because at 73 years old, she and her 82-year-old husband Sitarama Rajarao became parents for the first time after a successful IVF treatment brought twin girls into their lives. But the celebration was short lived when Sitarama had a stroke just one day after they were born.