Lil Nas X has no problem trolling anyone who dares deny his beautiful, black, gay magnificence and honestly if his rap career doesn’t pan out he would make a wonderful comedian. Because he’s a master of making light out of most situations he’s been through. And during a recent stop on his Long Live Montero world tour, Lil Nas took a cue from the Bible by feeding the hungry (attention-seeking homophobes protesting his concert) with a delivery of delicious pizza.
Now that Ray J’s been calling Kris Jenner to the carpet about the questionably legitimate lie detector test she took where she “cleared up” that she “wasn’t” behind his and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, it’s time for one of the Krew to step in to try to divert attention away from that hiKKup. Since Kris’s favorite trick pony, Kim, is fresh off of her shift looking like a “but make it fashion!” Aileen Wuornos while saying eye-rolly things about her law school experience and climate change in Interview Magazine, Kourtney Kardashian Barker took her turn grabbing the mic and in true “least interesting to look at” fashion, said something that was somehow both super uninteresting and obnoxious simultaneously. According to health-conscious Kourtney, her son Mason Disick has been wanting fries for a year, but she hasn’t allowed him to have them.
Taco Bell will always be the worse attempt at Mexican food known to man. There’s a reason why their slogan was “Run For The Border” for years because once you eat it you’ll definitely be running…to the bathroom. In other words, it’s only good for drunken nights on a tight budget and nothing else. But try proving that to Sam Reid, a proud Virginia resident who believes in the power of Doritos Locos Tacos as a superfood. And to prove his claim Sam is going to pull a Super Size Me, but instead of eating McDonald’s for thirty days as Morgan Spurlock did, he’s eating nothing but Taco Bell for thirty days straight to end the debate on fast food being unhealthy once and for all.
Taco Bell is always cranking out ideas or shaking things up to get their loyal subjects hyped. Recently, it was the reversal of the highly-contested removal of the Mexican Pizza from the menu, ushered in by Doja Cat with an obnoxious jingle (though Saint Dolly Parton let everyone know she was Team Mexican Pizza first). Other masterful moves included making Lil’ Nas X their “Chief Impact Officer” and opening their own Tac-Ho-tel. America: hold on to your butts; butts: hold on to your holes; toilets: hold on to your hats (…lids), because Redditors recently discovered two new menu items that Taco Bell is experimenting with at one of its Irvine, California locations, and they both include enormous Cheez-Its.
Social media can take us anywhere. There are some great travel accounts that show us the ins and outs of countries around the world that we wouldn’t normally get to see. Instagram posts of the Taj Mahal? Check. TikToks about Buckingham Palace? Check. Yet the one video that’s managed to capture everyone’s attention is one that features a beautiful, surprising, and enigmatic structure: a McDonald’s in Maine. Yes, I know. We as a people are doomed. In our defense, it’s no ordinary McDonald’s. It looks like a house!
If you’ve been in the mood lately to have a “consistently-ranked-people’s-third-choice-when-only-given-three-choices” flavored ice cream treat from most people’s “wasn’t-my-first-choice” fast food restaurant, then you’re in luck! Wendy’s has just rolled out a new Frosty flavor that’s making its first appearance ever at their US locations–strawberry!