Category: I See Old People
Kim Kardashian Had Sex With Pete Davidson In Front Of A Fireplace As A Tribute To Her Grandma
Most people who are lucky enough to still have living grandparents honor them by not spitting out the purse-linty Starlight Mint that they forced into your mouth or refraining from popping off so hard their pacemaker skips when they mention that they liked that Trump “wasn’t a politician.” But if you’re a celebrity whose entire life is built upon that time you fucked someone and made sure the world got to see it, you bond with your grandmother by casually chatting about the setting of your sexcapades. On the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu, Kim Kardashian and her grandmother, Mary Jo, “MJ” Shannon, had a jovial conversation about Kim and her most recent ex, Pete Davidson, banging fireside.
Here’s The Trailer For M. Night Shyamalan’s Latest Movie “Old”
I don’t know how hard M. Night Shyamalan still has to work to get his films made after so many flops or if they still just let him do whatever. He’s got a new movie coming out called Old, based on a graphic novel called Sandcastle. So we don’t know if he had to go into an office and pitch “Okay so imagine Lost meets Benjamin Button meets The Blue Lagoon” to a group of confused executives who were all “what is happening?!?” and M. Night says, “no, it’s totally different from The Happening, this time the SAND is evil!” According to Entertainment Weekly, it’s about “a group of people who find themselves aging with horrifying alacrity on a beach.” Which can happen to all of us if we don’t use sunscreen. Stay safe this summer, folks!